Chat up lines

[noah]

Get into the back of the van!

 

[jimmym]

If your daughter looks as good as you when she is 57 she will be lucky, worked for me once, No longer
with the daughter,

 

[Browser Brody]

Get into the back of the van!

 

[Mr.Mustard]

Are you a builder? Coz your ass is a-mason.....

 

[fed up]

How old is your guidedog.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1661473989557121026

 

[sigourney's knickers]

If both of us were squirrels, would you mind if I popped over to your tree and crack my nuts in your hole?

 

[Gregory_Mike]

Social Media, Internet dating etc - Chatup lines ARE OVER.

 

[Handy Run]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[Gregory_Mike]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1661473989557121026

Mount was a victim? John Terry must be pulling his hair out at the modern Chelsea 'man'.