Chat up lines

"Hey girl. Ive seen that tracksuit that you are wearing for sale in dunnes. Its 30% off. Wanna come back to my place and see if we can get it 100% off?"
 
I don't want to come across as, like, big headed or anything but I'm generally like the recipient of these lines.

"Do these feel real to you?"

"Looking for some work? Because I have an opening you can fill"

" Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi."



Frankly, I'm fucking sick of it...

Heh heh heh... You always make me smile man... Keep on, keepin' on...
 
Hello.
my name is.............
I am a healthy male and quite potent.
I am well endowed and a skilful considerate lovemaker.
I am also a skilled listener.
I have a good job.
I do not drink smoke or take drugs.
I am well liked by my peers and have a sense of humour.
I own my own property.
I drive a modest yet fuel efficient car.


have I made this too long already?
 
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