Chat up lines

[Foxyfeen]

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

 

[Tictac]

"Hey girl. Ive seen that tracksuit that you are wearing for sale in dunnes. Its 30% off. Wanna come back to my place and see if we can get it 100% off?"

 

[kh1152]

"Can I get you a drink?"

 

[Aaroncresku]

You don't sweat much for a fat lass

 

[Hordes'a'Fopperies]

I don't want to come across as, like, big headed or anything but I'm generally like the recipient of these lines.

"Do these feel real to you?"

"Looking for some work? Because I have an opening you can fill"

" Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi."



Frankly, I'm fucking sick of it...

Heh heh heh... You always make me smile man... Keep on, keepin' on...

 

[Paolo_H]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
- J Carr

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

 

[Bunk]

My cock just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

 

[Matlock]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

I don't know

I don't know either but it breaks the ice...

 

[Tictac]

Hello.
my name is.............
I am a healthy male and quite potent.
I am well endowed and a skilful considerate lovemaker.
I am also a skilled listener.
I have a good job.
I do not drink smoke or take drugs.
I am well liked by my peers and have a sense of humour.
I own my own property.
I drive a modest yet fuel efficient car.


have I made this too long already?