Chat up lines

[sigourney's knickers]

I prefer if someone shows me music then asks me straight for sex

Never played the banjo string?

 

[sigourney's knickers]

It worked in general, it didn't work on me

(I knew him too well for that....!)

So he was from Fermoy then.

Sounds like a Fermoy lad alright

 

[sigourney's knickers]

 

[jimmym]

If i ever find myself in the company of Matlock i would rub my fingers through her hair and whisper in her ear....isnt soundman
clueless? That would make her weak at the knees and in the words of Maura in love island .. she would have fanny flutters,

 

[Gregory_Mike]

If i ever find myself in the company of Matlock i would rub my fingers through her hair and whisper in her ear....isnt soundman
clueless? That would make her weak at the knees and in the words of Maura in love island .. she would have fanny flutters,

You mean you will tell Matlock to lie back and think of Soundman?

 

[doppellanger]

Are you a builder? Coz your ass is a-mason.....

I'm actually a plasterer.

Do you have a crack that needs caulk?

 

[jimmym]

The names Bond, polibond, licensed to fill your crack,

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

I've a friend's partner cracking onto me for a while now.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

I've a friend's partner cracking onto me for a while now.

Well then... Defriend him and strap yourself in.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Well then... Defriend him and strap yourself in.

You're a great fecking friend