Articles

What Team Should Corkonians Follow at World Cup 2018? Pana, Ma?

Posted on Jun 19th, 2018

We turn the slightest, most tenuous Cork connections to other countries and their players into blind loyalty so you have a reason to scream ‘C’MON ON D'REBELS!’ at your telly every night for the next month...

Silage Panic - How To Drive a Tractor on 10 Minutes Sleep

Posted on Jun 12th, 2018

Read our guide to holding up traffic, driving at terrifying speeds through villages and sleeping in your tractor....all so Chinese women can give up breastfeeding...

Ode to Reena Buckley: Cork’s All Time Great

Posted on May 25th, 2018

With 18 All-Ireland medals and 10 All-Stars Rebel Reena Buckley has retired. Resident PROC poet John Paul Valentino has been spending soime quality time in his poetry isolation chamber...

Cork V Clare: A Guide to the New Páirc

Posted on May 14th, 2018

With the concrete pillars and devoted crowds those not familiar with the area might confuse it with Mahon Point Shopping Centre but the all new Páirc Uí Chaoimh is more than a smell of coffee, big brands and long lines of traffic.

Ed Sheeran’s Personalised Cork Bucket List

Posted on May 04th, 2018

Top 5 touristy things his nibs should do while he's in Cork. We've even worked out how to play 'Shape of You' on the Shandon Bells for him...

‘What About My Right to Jaywalk, Neil?’

Posted on Apr 12th, 2018

The #Panaban on cars from 3.30pm to 6.30pm in the city centre is having a devastating effect on Cork's jaywalking community...

New Cork Startup: Shaky Bridge Analytica

Posted on Mar 27th, 2018

At Shaky Bridge Analytica we throw more shapes than a Midleton dance school and more balls than a Southside driving range. We specialise in data analytics and metaphors...

New Cork Startup: Shaky Bridge Analytica

Posted on Mar 27th, 2018

At Shaky Bridge Analytica we throw more shapes than a Midleton dance school and more balls than a Southside driving range. We specialise in data analytics and metaphors...

10 Reasons We Love The Young Offenders

Posted on Mar 20th, 2018

The campaign for a second series of the hilarious Cork comedy starts here....

8 Ways To Have The Perfect St. Patrick’s Day in Cork

Posted on Mar 13th, 2018

Make your Paddy's Day in the Rebel County one to remember for all the right and the wrong reasons...

Waterford to Blame for Cold Snap Not Russia

Posted on Mar 01st, 2018

If there's bitterness coming from the east pointing the finger at Siberia and Russia isn't fair. The blame for this weather lies with Waterford...

National Development Scam - Why Cork Will Never Get Its Fair Share Under Dublin Rule

Posted on Feb 05th, 2018

The ERSI have produced another report saying Dublin is a dump and it shouldn't hog the country's resources but nothing will change because of one hidden line in the report...

CITY EXPANSION: Culchie’s Guide To Becoming a City Head - Part Tureeee

Posted on Feb 05th, 2018

How to get the most from your compo claim! Plus read our guide on the best corners to ignorantly leave bags of rubbish once your gaf becomes part of the city...

CITY EXPANSION: Culchie’s Guide To Becoming a City Head - Part Tuoooo

Posted on Feb 05th, 2018

How often will you be mugged when your area becomes part of the city? And will you still be able to have ten pints and drive home after dropping your kids off to school?