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Know-It-All Social Media Troll Applies For Cork Hurling Manager Job

Know-It-All Social Media Troll Applies For Cork Hurling Manager Job

One of the most important jobs in the world, Cork hurling manager, is currently vacant. One of the county’s many know-it-all social media trolls has been interviewed for the job and we have obtained some of the juiciest bits of the interview script

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Climbing Mount Football

Climbing Mount Football

Cork have climbed out of Fail Valley and back to Mount Football's base camp. With the U20's and minors providing reinforcements we should be confident of finding a weather window in the next few years to reach the summit. A win against Roscommon on Sunday is crucial for confidence....

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PROC’s Guide to Golf

PROC’s Guide to Golf

'Brits defeated in the North' has caught the attention of many who know little or nothing about this peculiar game as Shane Lowry makes headlines. Don't worry if you're clueless feen, we've done a bit of reading: here's our comprehensive guide to this mysterious small-ball game....

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‘Why Are You Leaving Cork?’ - New Sanity Checks at Ferry and Airport Terminals

‘Why Are You Leaving Cork?’ - New Sanity Checks at Ferry and Airport Terminals

You might think you have a good reason to jump aboard a gas guzzling flight or a ferry billowing co2 into the atmosphere but checks at our ports would not only reduce emissions but encourage/force Corkonians to holiday at home....

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Michéal Martin Breaks Silence To Blame Politicians’ Silence for Plebiscite Rejection

Michéal Martin Breaks Silence To Blame Politicians’ Silence for Plebiscite Rejection

Fianna Fáil's leader remained silent during the mayoral plebiscite campaign and believes that many citizens weren't aware of the vote because politicians didn't get behind it...

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Sure Who Wants a Powerless Mayor Anyway?

Sure Who Wants a Powerless Mayor Anyway?

Limerick might have taken the mayoral soup in the Dublin government's highly suspicious plebiscite but Corkonians are holding out for a far bigger prize...

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Ooo-lah-lahnger

Ooo-lah-lahnger

In part deux we look at ways we can all help make Cork's Huguenot Quarter become a little more French by changing our accents, taking up chain smoking and having multiple affairs with beours we don't even like...

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How Could We Make the Huguenot Quarter Even More French?

How Could We Make the Huguenot Quarter Even More French?

With our insatiable appetite for tourists, maybe it is now time to ramp it up and go all-singing-all-dancing frogs legs, onion necklaces and stinky cheese...

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Is Everyone from Togher Very Melodramatic?

Is Everyone from Togher Very Melodramatic?

Even though we are a notch above the rest, Cork people aren’t all the same – perfection doesn’t mean we are homogeneous.Travel around the city and county and you’ll find some quirky traits that make each of the jewels in Cork’s crown unique

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Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! - Our new theatre production will probably be unreal

Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! - Our new theatre production will probably be unreal

The relentlessly repetitive single word script and leave-whenever-you-want audience policy is sure to be a hit in theatres from Buttevant to Barnet and Brixton to Broadway....

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We Are Doing It To Ourselves - 10 Ways to Kill A Language

We Are Doing It To Ourselves - 10 Ways to Kill A Language

When minority languages try to recover from historical oppression, it is the death-by-a-hundred-thousand cuts inflicted by the native population themselves that properly ensures a language is extinguished..

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More Than 30 New Businesses Open Since Panaban

More Than 30 New Businesses Open Since Panaban

Some have suggested that because seven businesses have closed since the Panaban was implemented it shows it's not working. What about the more than 30 businesses that have opened or are about to open?

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Make Cork Your Valentine

Make Cork Your Valentine

We know you love your county more than you love your beour, so let our resident poet tell you how you best to get a score...

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Event Centre Beyoncé Gig A Credit To Coveney

Event Centre Beyoncé Gig A Credit To Coveney

After Beyoncé's gig at the event centre it's mad to think that just THREE years ago Simon Coveney turned the sod on a manky, derelict site. Where are all his naysayers and doubters now, ha?!

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Top 10 Things Sports Pundits & Presenters Will Never Say

Top 10 Things Sports Pundits & Presenters Will Never Say

A nil-all borefest between two mid-table hoof merchants or a nail biting, do-or-die grudge match between arch-rivals vying for a top half finish?

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PROC Guide to Complete Invincibility for Food Delivery Cyclists

PROC Guide to Complete Invincibility for Food Delivery Cyclists

Stick in your headphones, turn off your bike lights and throw away your helmet - everyone knows you can't die if you're under 25...

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