Articles
Spraycations: 18,362 reasons to Holiday in Cork
Posted on Jul 07th, 2020There really is no reason to leave Cork for your holiday this year..
State of Hairmergency To End
Posted on Jun 25th, 2020If birds are starting to land on your head piece or you've mangled it trying to add your own highlights, the wait is nearly over as hairdressers and barbers reopen....
Myrtleville Mayhem and Phase 2 Beach Panic
Posted on Jun 01st, 2020When the 5km travel restriction increases to 20km, close to 200,000 Cork city citizens will be able to flock to three or four small beaches like Myrtleville and Rocky Bay....
PROC Lockdown Lives: Finbarr Makes That Call
Posted on May 06th, 2020Even though there are reasons to justify it in his own head, Finbarr* knows this is wrong even though the young woman who he contacted seems to be fine about it...
Street Dealer Can Do You 5 Litres of Weathershield On Tick
Posted on Apr 20th, 2020As the lockdown drags on and patience grows thin among the population, Corkonians are taking risks and doing all sorts of things they would never have done before...
One All-Nighter On The Lash Per Week Per Child
Posted on Apr 06th, 2020To help morale, the post-covid rewards for parents locked down with kids for weeks on end have been published...
Toddler Emailing Mam’s Boss While She Blacks Out on Couch
Posted on Apr 03rd, 2020Don't worry if you're a sleep deprived parent whose childless boss expects you to maintain full productivity while minding a toddler on your own, they can help you stay on top of things while you sleep...
Ughhhhh: Imagine Shifting Someone You Just Met in a Pub
Posted on Apr 03rd, 2020As utterly revolting and criminally unhygienic as it sounds in the middle of the corona crisis, one day soon Corkonians will once again swap saliva in public and nobody will bat an eyelid....
Dollar and Euro Plummet Against Toilet Roll
Posted on Mar 18th, 2020In another disastrous day of trading in currency markets worldwide both the euro and dollar have plummeted against the toilet roll.
PROC’s Lockdown Survival Tips For Exhausted Parents
Posted on Mar 18th, 2020Running out of ideas and sanity quickly during the lockdown? Next time you get more than 25 seconds to yourself, read our top tips to not having your children taken from you by the High Court....
Corona Virus and Carbon Footprint: More Reasons To Never Leave Cork
Posted on Mar 05th, 2020Even if you don't believe in climate change or you just don't give a hoot, your carbon footprint and the Chinese snots are great excuses to stay in Cork
A List For Mick
Posted on Feb 24th, 2020We are being softened up for a Fianna Fáil/Fine Gael coalition so it's a good time to make a list of what Cork expects if Micheál Martin becomes Taoiseach...
How a United Ireland Could Herald A People’s Republic
Posted on Feb 24th, 2020If Nordies are to be persuaded to vote to join a country that is Europe's most capital-centric nation, then the Republic's toxic Dublin bias must be eradicated....
Valentines Day Poem To Cork
Posted on Feb 11th, 2020We all have a deep, deep love of Cork, it really is the berries, From its beaches and its rivers, from its islands to its ferries....
A Children’s Tale: Cork’s Magical Musical Hall
Posted on Feb 03rd, 2020Four years ago the sod was turned on Cork's event centre - children born that day are now old enough to understand the story of two princes, a princess and a big ugly field...
Election Issues: End Open Borders?
Posted on Feb 03rd, 2020Cork's borders are not being policed. How many more Kerrymen can Cork be expected to take in? We address the real issues effecting the People's Republic...
Spraycations: 18,362 reasons to Holiday in Cork
State of Hairmergency To End
Myrtleville Mayhem and Phase 2 Beach Panic
PROC Lockdown Lives: Finbarr Makes That Call
Street Dealer Can Do You 5 Litres of Weathershield On Tick
Calls for National Alzheimer’s Screening Programme after FF Storm Election
Top 10 Cute Kerry Hoors
Vote For A New State - Part 1
Clonakilty Visa Requirements
