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Michéal Martin Breaks Silence To Blame Politicians’ Silence for Plebiscite Rejection
Posted on May 28th, 2019Fianna Fáil's leader remained silent during the mayoral plebiscite campaign and believes that many citizens weren't aware of the vote because politicians didn't get behind it...
Sure Who Wants a Powerless Mayor Anyway?
Posted on May 27th, 2019Limerick might have taken the mayoral soup in the Dublin government's highly suspicious plebiscite but Corkonians are holding out for a far bigger prize...
Ooo-lah-lahnger
Posted on May 18th, 2019In part deux we look at ways we can all help make Cork's Huguenot Quarter become a little more French by changing our accents, taking up chain smoking and having multiple affairs with beours we don't even like...
How Could We Make the Huguenot Quarter Even More French?
Posted on May 11th, 2019With our insatiable appetite for tourists, maybe it is now time to ramp it up and go all-singing-all-dancing frogs legs, onion necklaces and stinky cheese...
Is Everyone from Togher Very Melodramatic?
Posted on May 04th, 2019Even though we are a notch above the rest, Cork people aren’t all the same – perfection doesn’t mean we are homogeneous.Travel around the city and county and you’ll find some quirky traits that make each of the jewels in Cork’s crown unique
Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! - Our new theatre production will probably be unreal
Posted on Apr 04th, 2019The relentlessly repetitive single word script and leave-whenever-you-want audience policy is sure to be a hit in theatres from Buttevant to Barnet and Brixton to Broadway....
We Are Doing It To Ourselves - 10 Ways to Kill A Language
Posted on Mar 13th, 2019When minority languages try to recover from historical oppression, it is the death-by-a-hundred-thousand cuts inflicted by the native population themselves that properly ensures a language is extinguished..
More Than 30 New Businesses Open Since Panaban
Posted on Feb 21st, 2019Some have suggested that because seven businesses have closed since the Panaban was implemented it shows it's not working. What about the more than 30 businesses that have opened or are about to open?
Make Cork Your Valentine
Posted on Feb 14th, 2019We know you love your county more than you love your beour, so let our resident poet tell you how you best to get a score...
Event Centre Beyoncé Gig A Credit To Coveney
Posted on Feb 08th, 2019After Beyoncé's gig at the event centre it's mad to think that just THREE years ago Simon Coveney turned the sod on a manky, derelict site. Where are all his naysayers and doubters now, ha?!
Top 10 Things Sports Pundits & Presenters Will Never Say
Posted on Jan 21st, 2019A nil-all borefest between two mid-table hoof merchants or a nail biting, do-or-die grudge match between arch-rivals vying for a top half finish?
PROC Guide to Complete Invincibility for Food Delivery Cyclists
Posted on Jan 07th, 2019Stick in your headphones, turn off your bike lights and throw away your helmet - everyone knows you can't die if you're under 25...
Smug Teetotaller Dry Balls Out Jogging New Year’s Day Morning
Posted on Jan 01st, 2019Just what you needed to make you feel worse about your dizzying hangover and your half-baked new year's resolutions to get fit....
New Year’s Resolutions for Corkonians
Posted on Dec 30th, 2018Our recommendations to improve the pure purity of your pure Corkness in pure 2019...
10 Christmas Tings That Do Be Pure Cork
Posted on Dec 20th, 2018From toasted specials and hot ports to big wheels and seeing the real Santy...
Dream Job: Drive Around Cork All Day
Posted on Dec 10th, 2018Fancy yourself as a Cork bus driver? Can you whistle the same tune over and over again for hours on end whilst trying not to turn crazed cyclists into oily sandwiches?
Michéal Martin Breaks Silence To Blame Politicians’ Silence for Plebiscite Rejection
Sure Who Wants a Powerless Mayor Anyway?
Ooo-lah-lahnger
How Could We Make the Huguenot Quarter Even More French?
Is Everyone from Togher Very Melodramatic?
Calls for National Alzheimer’s Screening Programme after FF Storm Election
Vote For A New State - Part 1
Top 10 Cute Kerry Hoors
Clonakilty Visa Requirements
