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Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! - Our new theatre production will probably be unreal

Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! - Our new theatre production will probably be unreal

The relentlessly repetitive single word script and leave-whenever-you-want audience policy is sure to be a hit in theatres from Buttevant to Barnet and Brixton to Broadway....

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We Are Doing It To Ourselves - 10 Ways to Kill A Language

We Are Doing It To Ourselves - 10 Ways to Kill A Language

When minority languages try to recover from historical oppression, it is the death-by-a-hundred-thousand cuts inflicted by the native population themselves that properly ensures a language is extinguished..

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More Than 30 New Businesses Open Since Panaban

More Than 30 New Businesses Open Since Panaban

Some have suggested that because seven businesses have closed since the Panaban was implemented it shows it's not working. What about the more than 30 businesses that have opened or are about to open?

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Make Cork Your Valentine

Make Cork Your Valentine

We know you love your county more than you love your beour, so let our resident poet tell you how you best to get a score...

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Event Centre Beyoncé Gig A Credit To Coveney

Event Centre Beyoncé Gig A Credit To Coveney

After Beyoncé's gig at the event centre it's mad to think that just THREE years ago Simon Coveney turned the sod on a manky, derelict site. Where are all his naysayers and doubters now, ha?!

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Top 10 Things Sports Pundits & Presenters Will Never Say

Top 10 Things Sports Pundits & Presenters Will Never Say

A nil-all borefest between two mid-table hoof merchants or a nail biting, do-or-die grudge match between arch-rivals vying for a top half finish?

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PROC Guide to Complete Invincibility for Food Delivery Cyclists

PROC Guide to Complete Invincibility for Food Delivery Cyclists

Stick in your headphones, turn off your bike lights and throw away your helmet - everyone knows you can't die if you're under 25...

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Smug Teetotaller Dry Balls Out Jogging New Year’s Day Morning

Smug Teetotaller Dry Balls Out Jogging New Year’s Day Morning

Just what you needed to make you feel worse about your dizzying hangover and your half-baked new year's resolutions to get fit....

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New Year’s Resolutions for Corkonians

New Year’s Resolutions for Corkonians

Our recommendations to improve the pure purity of your pure Corkness in pure 2019...

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10 Christmas Tings That Do Be Pure Cork

10 Christmas Tings That Do Be Pure Cork

From toasted specials and hot ports to big wheels and seeing the real Santy...

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Dream Job: Drive Around Cork All Day

Dream Job: Drive Around Cork All Day

Fancy yourself as a Cork bus driver? Can you whistle the same tune over and over again for hours on end whilst trying not to turn crazed cyclists into oily sandwiches?

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Glanmire Brawlers Just Trying to Impress Rest of Northside

Glanmire Brawlers Just Trying to Impress Rest of Northside

With much of the area due to become part of the city in the next few years, Glanmire has confirmed it was just trying to impress the rest of the northside with the “mass brawl” that took place in Riverstown last Saturday morning.

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Cork UFO Viral Video - Are the Aliens Already Among Us?

Cork UFO Viral Video - Are the Aliens Already Among Us?

A video taken in Bishopstown of a UFO has been dismissed with a seemingly rational explanation about the sun and the international space station. Fuck that though...

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PROC Guide to Arguing About the Panaban on the INTERNET

PROC Guide to Arguing About the Panaban on the INTERNET

Are you spending most of your day online posting vague, anecdotal evidence to back up your assertion that the Panaban is either the best or worst thing ever? Read on, bubbila.

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10 Ideas to Make Dublin ‘Better’ - The Cork View

10 Ideas to Make Dublin ‘Better’ - The Cork View

Last weekend a Dublin newspaper published an entire supplement called “10 Big Ideas to Make Dublin Better”. Unfortunately our thoughtful and well considered suggestions were omitted due to the newspaper’s anti-Cork bias. Here they are...

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‘See you in 7 Years, You Pricks’ – Says Dolphin Head

‘See you in 7 Years, You Pricks’ – Says Dolphin Head

Encouraged by his single figure showing in the Presidential election, Seán Gallagher vows to return from the sea and fight the 2025 Presidential election…

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