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6 Heads You’ll Definitely Spot At The Jazz Festival
Posted on Oct 15th, 2019From the sardine wedged bars of Washington Street banging out Rock The Boat to the beard stroking venues full of jazz purists on the official trail, there's a whole lot of heads to be spotted around the city....
House to House Hurling Inspections in Cork
Posted on Oct 14th, 2019Get live feedback on your kids' back garden matches while Donal Óg, Seán Óg and Tom Kenny begin house-to-house inspections to check up on parents coaching skills...
Pure Cork Culture Night Events
Posted on Sep 18th, 2019Have a dip in the Beamish bath, eat a mullet caught by a 14 year old scobe on the Shakey Bridge and get an authoritative lecture on the last remnants of British culture on this island....
PROC Guide to Camping at Electric Picnic
Posted on Aug 26th, 2019If you’ve decided to leave the sanctity of the People’s Republic of Cork this weekend for the noisy discomfort of a field in Laois and the danger of being nearer to Dublin, then check out our guide to festival tent living...
Know-It-All Social Media Troll Applies For Cork Hurling Manager Job
Posted on Aug 06th, 2019One of the most important jobs in the world, Cork hurling manager, is currently vacant. One of the county’s many know-it-all social media trolls has been interviewed for the job and we have obtained some of the juiciest bits of the interview script
Climbing Mount Football
Posted on Jul 30th, 2019Cork have climbed out of Fail Valley and back to Mount Football's base camp. With the U20's and minors providing reinforcements we should be confident of finding a weather window in the next few years to reach the summit. A win against Roscommon on Sunday is crucial for confidence....
PROC’s Guide to Golf
Posted on Jul 22nd, 2019'Brits defeated in the North' has caught the attention of many who know little or nothing about this peculiar game as Shane Lowry makes headlines. Don't worry if you're clueless feen, we've done a bit of reading: here's our comprehensive guide to this mysterious small-ball game....
‘Why Are You Leaving Cork?’ - New Sanity Checks at Ferry and Airport Terminals
Posted on Jun 26th, 2019You might think you have a good reason to jump aboard a gas guzzling flight or a ferry billowing co2 into the atmosphere but checks at our ports would not only reduce emissions but encourage/force Corkonians to holiday at home....
Michéal Martin Breaks Silence To Blame Politicians’ Silence for Plebiscite Rejection
Posted on May 28th, 2019Fianna Fáil's leader remained silent during the mayoral plebiscite campaign and believes that many citizens weren't aware of the vote because politicians didn't get behind it...
Sure Who Wants a Powerless Mayor Anyway?
Posted on May 27th, 2019Limerick might have taken the mayoral soup in the Dublin government's highly suspicious plebiscite but Corkonians are holding out for a far bigger prize...
Ooo-lah-lahnger
Posted on May 18th, 2019In part deux we look at ways we can all help make Cork's Huguenot Quarter become a little more French by changing our accents, taking up chain smoking and having multiple affairs with beours we don't even like...
How Could We Make the Huguenot Quarter Even More French?
Posted on May 11th, 2019With our insatiable appetite for tourists, maybe it is now time to ramp it up and go all-singing-all-dancing frogs legs, onion necklaces and stinky cheese...
Is Everyone from Togher Very Melodramatic?
Posted on May 04th, 2019Even though we are a notch above the rest, Cork people aren’t all the same – perfection doesn’t mean we are homogeneous.Travel around the city and county and you’ll find some quirky traits that make each of the jewels in Cork’s crown unique
Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! - Our new theatre production will probably be unreal
Posted on Apr 04th, 2019The relentlessly repetitive single word script and leave-whenever-you-want audience policy is sure to be a hit in theatres from Buttevant to Barnet and Brixton to Broadway....
We Are Doing It To Ourselves - 10 Ways to Kill A Language
Posted on Mar 13th, 2019When minority languages try to recover from historical oppression, it is the death-by-a-hundred-thousand cuts inflicted by the native population themselves that properly ensures a language is extinguished..
More Than 30 New Businesses Open Since Panaban
Posted on Feb 21st, 2019Some have suggested that because seven businesses have closed since the Panaban was implemented it shows it's not working. What about the more than 30 businesses that have opened or are about to open?
6 Heads You’ll Definitely Spot At The Jazz Festival
House to House Hurling Inspections in Cork
Pure Cork Culture Night Events
PROC Guide to Camping at Electric Picnic
Know-It-All Social Media Troll Applies For Cork Hurling Manager Job
Calls for National Alzheimer’s Screening Programme after FF Storm Election
Vote For A New State - Part 1
Top 10 Cute Kerry Hoors
Clonakilty Visa Requirements
