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‘What About My Right to Jaywalk, Neil?’

‘What About My Right to Jaywalk, Neil?’

The #Panaban on cars from 3.30pm to 6.30pm in the city centre is having a devastating effect on Cork's jaywalking community...

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New Cork Startup: Shaky Bridge Analytica

New Cork Startup: Shaky Bridge Analytica

At Shaky Bridge Analytica we throw more shapes than a Midleton dance school and more balls than a Southside driving range. We specialise in data analytics and metaphors...

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New Cork Startup: Shaky Bridge Analytica

New Cork Startup: Shaky Bridge Analytica

At Shaky Bridge Analytica we throw more shapes than a Midleton dance school and more balls than a Southside driving range. We specialise in data analytics and metaphors...

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10 Reasons We Love The Young Offenders

10 Reasons We Love The Young Offenders

The campaign for a second series of the hilarious Cork comedy starts here....

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8 Ways To Have The Perfect St. Patrick’s Day in Cork

8 Ways To Have The Perfect St. Patrick’s Day in Cork

Make your Paddy's Day in the Rebel County one to remember for all the right and the wrong reasons...

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Waterford to Blame for Cold Snap Not Russia

Waterford to Blame for Cold Snap Not Russia

If there's bitterness coming from the east pointing the finger at Siberia and Russia isn't fair. The blame for this weather lies with Waterford...

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National Development Scam - Why Cork Will Never Get Its Fair Share Under Dublin Rule

National Development Scam - Why Cork Will Never Get Its Fair Share Under Dublin Rule

The ERSI have produced another report saying Dublin is a dump and it shouldn't hog the country's resources but nothing will change because of one hidden line in the report...

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CITY EXPANSION: Culchie’s Guide To Becoming a City Head - Part Tureeee

CITY EXPANSION: Culchie’s Guide To Becoming a City Head - Part Tureeee

How to get the most from your compo claim! Plus read our guide on the best corners to ignorantly leave bags of rubbish once your gaf becomes part of the city...

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CITY EXPANSION: Culchie’s Guide To Becoming a City Head - Part Tuoooo

CITY EXPANSION: Culchie’s Guide To Becoming a City Head - Part Tuoooo

How often will you be mugged when your area becomes part of the city? And will you still be able to have ten pints and drive home after dropping your kids off to school?

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CITY EXPANSION: Culchie’s Guide To Becoming a City Head - Part Wan

CITY EXPANSION: Culchie’s Guide To Becoming a City Head - Part Wan

If you're terrified by the prospect of the city boundary expanding into your peaceful rural bliss read our guide...

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New Year’s Resolutions for the Corkman

New Year’s Resolutions for the Corkman

Take a moment to see how you can bring your Corkonianism to the next level with our top 10 new year's resolutions...

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Sure Tiz Only Murder - 10 Tips For Cut-Throat Sales Shopping

Sure Tiz Only Murder - 10 Tips For Cut-Throat Sales Shopping

Christmas sales are starting earlier and earlier every year so whether it’s a last-minute present or a 6am bargain follow our no nonsense guide to getting the bargains you just have to have....

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Misery Guts Unpacks SHARE Sticker He’s Been Using For 20 Years

Misery Guts Unpacks SHARE Sticker He’s Been Using For 20 Years

Montenotte tightarse swans into town with a 20 year old sticker so he doesn't have to give money to charity...

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Ryanair Set To Officially Recognise ‘Passengers’

Ryanair Set To Officially Recognise ‘Passengers’

After refusing to give recognition to unions until last week Ryanair are now said to be considering doing the same for passengers. Internal memo suggests Ryanair may change the way customers are referred to from ‘vile ungrateful scum’ to ‘vile ungrateful human scum’

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10 Ways To Convince Cork Exiles to Move Home

10 Ways To Convince Cork Exiles to Move Home

Our flawless money-back guarantee guide to convincing Cork exiles to return home for good...

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The Best Gift for Proud Corkonians This Christmas

The Best Gift for Proud Corkonians This Christmas

High end beautifully hand crafted string art encased in a solid Irish hardwood white deep box frame. Get it delivered to any Corkonian's doorstep from Allihies to Alaska...

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