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Desperate Candidates’ Guide to Cork By-Election

Desperate Candidates’ Guide to Cork By-Election

Frustrated with the dominance of civil war parties despite the homeless crisis and a shambolic health service? Read our guide to pimping your vote and be in with a chance of winning a Dáil seat...

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Cork Finally Admits It’s Really Bad At Something: Robberies

Cork Finally Admits It’s Really Bad At Something: Robberies

Last year an 80 year old famously ran three young raiders out of a bookies in Glanmire, while on Friday night 100 feenagers attempting to rob a sports shop were humiliated by a handful of Gardaí...and their own stupidity.....

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Unsung Heads of D’Jazz

Unsung Heads of D’Jazz

Bleary eyed bar staff, knob twiddling sound engineers, ticket blood hounds, and cranky taxi drivers - without them there'd be no jazz!

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6 Heads You’ll Definitely Spot At The Jazz Festival

6 Heads You’ll Definitely Spot At The Jazz Festival

From the sardine wedged bars of Washington Street banging out Rock The Boat to the beard stroking venues full of jazz purists on the official trail, there's a whole lot of heads to be spotted around the city....

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House to House Hurling Inspections in Cork

House to House Hurling Inspections in Cork

Get live feedback on your kids' back garden matches while Donal Óg, Seán Óg and Tom Kenny begin house-to-house inspections to check up on parents coaching skills...

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Pure Cork Culture Night Events

Pure Cork Culture Night Events

Have a dip in the Beamish bath, eat a mullet caught by a 14 year old scobe on the Shakey Bridge and get an authoritative lecture on the last remnants of British culture on this island....

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PROC Guide to Camping at Electric Picnic

PROC Guide to Camping at Electric Picnic

If you’ve decided to leave the sanctity of the People’s Republic of Cork this weekend for the noisy discomfort of a field in Laois and the danger of being nearer to Dublin, then check out our guide to festival tent living...

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Know-It-All Social Media Troll Applies For Cork Hurling Manager Job

Know-It-All Social Media Troll Applies For Cork Hurling Manager Job

One of the most important jobs in the world, Cork hurling manager, is currently vacant. One of the county’s many know-it-all social media trolls has been interviewed for the job and we have obtained some of the juiciest bits of the interview script

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Climbing Mount Football

Climbing Mount Football

Cork have climbed out of Fail Valley and back to Mount Football's base camp. With the U20's and minors providing reinforcements we should be confident of finding a weather window in the next few years to reach the summit. A win against Roscommon on Sunday is crucial for confidence....

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PROC’s Guide to Golf

PROC’s Guide to Golf

'Brits defeated in the North' has caught the attention of many who know little or nothing about this peculiar game as Shane Lowry makes headlines. Don't worry if you're clueless feen, we've done a bit of reading: here's our comprehensive guide to this mysterious small-ball game....

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‘Why Are You Leaving Cork?’ - New Sanity Checks at Ferry and Airport Terminals

‘Why Are You Leaving Cork?’ - New Sanity Checks at Ferry and Airport Terminals

You might think you have a good reason to jump aboard a gas guzzling flight or a ferry billowing co2 into the atmosphere but checks at our ports would not only reduce emissions but encourage/force Corkonians to holiday at home....

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Michéal Martin Breaks Silence To Blame Politicians’ Silence for Plebiscite Rejection

Michéal Martin Breaks Silence To Blame Politicians’ Silence for Plebiscite Rejection

Fianna Fáil's leader remained silent during the mayoral plebiscite campaign and believes that many citizens weren't aware of the vote because politicians didn't get behind it...

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Sure Who Wants a Powerless Mayor Anyway?

Sure Who Wants a Powerless Mayor Anyway?

Limerick might have taken the mayoral soup in the Dublin government's highly suspicious plebiscite but Corkonians are holding out for a far bigger prize...

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Ooo-lah-lahnger

Ooo-lah-lahnger

In part deux we look at ways we can all help make Cork's Huguenot Quarter become a little more French by changing our accents, taking up chain smoking and having multiple affairs with beours we don't even like...

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How Could We Make the Huguenot Quarter Even More French?

How Could We Make the Huguenot Quarter Even More French?

With our insatiable appetite for tourists, maybe it is now time to ramp it up and go all-singing-all-dancing frogs legs, onion necklaces and stinky cheese...

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Is Everyone from Togher Very Melodramatic?

Is Everyone from Togher Very Melodramatic?

Even though we are a notch above the rest, Cork people aren’t all the same – perfection doesn’t mean we are homogeneous.Travel around the city and county and you’ll find some quirky traits that make each of the jewels in Cork’s crown unique

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