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Grand Parade Panic Terror Frenzy Rampage Fear

Grand Parade Panic Terror Frenzy Rampage Fear

Quick! Get into your panic room, take your cyanide tablets and make your last social media post because noisy young fellas on skateboards are having a bit of craic on Grand Parade...

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Cranes, Planes and Mark Keane

Cranes, Planes and Mark Keane

He dominated the Cork skyline against Kerry, the Aussie rules Rebel can Ronan McCarthy and the boys lift us out of a glum winter?

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Cork Knock Kerry Out Cold

Cork Knock Kerry Out Cold

Cork footballers beat the Kingdom at Páirc Uí Chaoimh in a soggy slugfest that has left Kerry reeling...

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Guide to Recreating the Trip to Tipp at Home

Guide to Recreating the Trip to Tipp at Home

Have your own virtual Thurles experience at home with our top "tipps"...

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De Jazz That Never Was

De Jazz That Never Was

We should be gearing up for the de jazz instead of NPHET’s No Craic weekend...

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Here’s What Level 6 Lockdown Will Look Like

Here’s What Level 6 Lockdown Will Look Like

The Dublin government's chief medical officer has asked Turner’s Cross Mick to put the whole country into the maximum level of lockdown, but if level 5 doesn’t work, where to then?

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All-Ireland Winners Should be Allowed Park Where They Want

All-Ireland Winners Should be Allowed Park Where They Want

Is it morally acceptable to issue a parking fine or a bollocking to great Cork sports people if they abandon their car wherever they want..

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Show of Military Strength to Celebrate 20 Years of PROC

Show of Military Strength to Celebrate 20 Years of PROC

Our low-key 20 year celebrations begin with a flyover of the city centre by the PROC air force and a military parade...

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HSE Could Trial Conor McGregor Style Press Conferences To Get Covid Message To Dubs

HSE Could Trial Conor McGregor Style Press Conferences To Get Covid Message To Dubs

With ten times more covid in Dublin than in Cork, public health officials should try to communicate with Dubs in a language they understand...

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Government To Use Drone Strikes On Student Parties

Government To Use Drone Strikes On Student Parties

Military drone will detect suspected student parties by searching for clusters of tik tok app users and cross referencing it with the smell of bedsit mould and puke...

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Every Fela Is Welcome in Cork

Every Fela Is Welcome in Cork

And beours too, obviously, like. A few words about our new traffic box art piece on South Mall...

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A Guide to Cork for Light Rail Planners

A Guide to Cork for Light Rail Planners

Rule no.1 if you're coming down from the NTMA in Dublin to show your street train plans: don't photoshop a Dublin LUAS on to Cork streets. We are better than that, feen..

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The Cork Hajj - Taking Tae On Gougane Barra Mountain

The Cork Hajj - Taking Tae On Gougane Barra Mountain

Even without a global pandemic, you don't need to leave Cork to see the most beautiful sights on earth and have an outer body experience...

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Spraycations: 18,362 reasons to Holiday in Cork

Spraycations: 18,362 reasons to Holiday in Cork

There really is no reason to leave Cork for your holiday this year..

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State of Hairmergency To End

State of Hairmergency To End

If birds are starting to land on your head piece or you've mangled it trying to add your own highlights, the wait is nearly over as hairdressers and barbers reopen....

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Myrtleville Mayhem and Phase 2 Beach Panic

Myrtleville Mayhem and Phase 2 Beach Panic

When the 5km travel restriction increases to 20km, close to 200,000 Cork city citizens will be able to flock to three or four small beaches like Myrtleville and Rocky Bay....

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