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Show of Military Strength to Celebrate 20 Years of PROC

Show of Military Strength to Celebrate 20 Years of PROC

Our low-key 20 year celebrations begin with a flyover of the city centre by the PROC air force and a military parade...

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HSE Could Trial Conor McGregor Style Press Conferences To Get Covid Message To Dubs

HSE Could Trial Conor McGregor Style Press Conferences To Get Covid Message To Dubs

With ten times more covid in Dublin than in Cork, public health officials should try to communicate with Dubs in a language they understand...

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Government To Use Drone Strikes On Student Parties

Government To Use Drone Strikes On Student Parties

Military drone will detect suspected student parties by searching for clusters of tik tok app users and cross referencing it with the smell of bedsit mould and puke...

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Every Fela Is Welcome in Cork

Every Fela Is Welcome in Cork

And beours too, obviously, like. A few words about our new traffic box art piece on South Mall...

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A Guide to Cork for Light Rail Planners

A Guide to Cork for Light Rail Planners

Rule no.1 if you're coming down from the NTMA in Dublin to show your street train plans: don't photoshop a Dublin LUAS on to Cork streets. We are better than that, feen..

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The Cork Hajj - Taking Tae On Gougane Barra Mountain

The Cork Hajj - Taking Tae On Gougane Barra Mountain

Even without a global pandemic, you don't need to leave Cork to see the most beautiful sights on earth and have an outer body experience...

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Spraycations: 18,362 reasons to Holiday in Cork

Spraycations: 18,362 reasons to Holiday in Cork

There really is no reason to leave Cork for your holiday this year..

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State of Hairmergency To End

State of Hairmergency To End

If birds are starting to land on your head piece or you've mangled it trying to add your own highlights, the wait is nearly over as hairdressers and barbers reopen....

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Myrtleville Mayhem and Phase 2 Beach Panic

Myrtleville Mayhem and Phase 2 Beach Panic

When the 5km travel restriction increases to 20km, close to 200,000 Cork city citizens will be able to flock to three or four small beaches like Myrtleville and Rocky Bay....

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PROC Lockdown Lives: Finbarr Makes That Call

PROC Lockdown Lives: Finbarr Makes That Call

Even though there are reasons to justify it in his own head, Finbarr* knows this is wrong even though the young woman who he contacted seems to be fine about it...

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Street Dealer Can Do You 5 Litres of Weathershield On Tick

Street Dealer Can Do You 5 Litres of Weathershield On Tick

As the lockdown drags on and patience grows thin among the population, Corkonians are taking risks and doing all sorts of things they would never have done before...

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One All-Nighter On The Lash Per Week Per Child

One All-Nighter On The Lash Per Week Per Child

To help morale, the post-covid rewards for parents locked down with kids for weeks on end have been published...

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Toddler Emailing Mam’s Boss While She Blacks Out on Couch

Toddler Emailing Mam’s Boss While She Blacks Out on Couch

Don't worry if you're a sleep deprived parent whose childless boss expects you to maintain full productivity while minding a toddler on your own, they can help you stay on top of things while you sleep...

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Ughhhhh: Imagine Shifting Someone You Just Met in a Pub

Ughhhhh: Imagine Shifting Someone You Just Met in a Pub

As utterly revolting and criminally unhygienic as it sounds in the middle of the corona crisis, one day soon Corkonians will once again swap saliva in public and nobody will bat an eyelid....

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Dollar and Euro Plummet Against Toilet Roll

Dollar and Euro Plummet Against Toilet Roll

In another disastrous day of trading in currency markets worldwide both the euro and dollar have plummeted against the toilet roll.

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PROC’s Lockdown Survival Tips For Exhausted Parents

PROC’s Lockdown Survival Tips For Exhausted Parents

Running out of ideas and sanity quickly during the lockdown? Next time you get more than 25 seconds to yourself, read our top tips to not having your children taken from you by the High Court....

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