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Grand Parade Panic Terror Frenzy Rampage Fear
Posted on Nov 23rd, 2020Quick! Get into your panic room, take your cyanide tablets and make your last social media post because noisy young fellas on skateboards are having a bit of craic on Grand Parade...
Cranes, Planes and Mark Keane
Posted on Nov 20th, 2020He dominated the Cork skyline against Kerry, the Aussie rules Rebel can Ronan McCarthy and the boys lift us out of a glum winter?
Cork Knock Kerry Out Cold
Posted on Nov 09th, 2020Cork footballers beat the Kingdom at Páirc Uí Chaoimh in a soggy slugfest that has left Kerry reeling...
Guide to Recreating the Trip to Tipp at Home
Posted on Oct 30th, 2020Have your own virtual Thurles experience at home with our top "tipps"...
De Jazz That Never Was
Posted on Oct 23rd, 2020We should be gearing up for the de jazz instead of NPHET’s No Craic weekend...
Here’s What Level 6 Lockdown Will Look Like
Posted on Oct 05th, 2020The Dublin government's chief medical officer has asked Turner’s Cross Mick to put the whole country into the maximum level of lockdown, but if level 5 doesn’t work, where to then?
All-Ireland Winners Should be Allowed Park Where They Want
Posted on Sep 30th, 2020Is it morally acceptable to issue a parking fine or a bollocking to great Cork sports people if they abandon their car wherever they want..
Show of Military Strength to Celebrate 20 Years of PROC
Posted on Sep 21st, 2020Our low-key 20 year celebrations begin with a flyover of the city centre by the PROC air force and a military parade...
HSE Could Trial Conor McGregor Style Press Conferences To Get Covid Message To Dubs
Posted on Sep 14th, 2020With ten times more covid in Dublin than in Cork, public health officials should try to communicate with Dubs in a language they understand...
Government To Use Drone Strikes On Student Parties
Posted on Sep 03rd, 2020Military drone will detect suspected student parties by searching for clusters of tik tok app users and cross referencing it with the smell of bedsit mould and puke...
Every Fela Is Welcome in Cork
Posted on Aug 03rd, 2020And beours too, obviously, like. A few words about our new traffic box art piece on South Mall...
A Guide to Cork for Light Rail Planners
Posted on Jul 31st, 2020Rule no.1 if you're coming down from the NTMA in Dublin to show your street train plans: don't photoshop a Dublin LUAS on to Cork streets. We are better than that, feen..
The Cork Hajj - Taking Tae On Gougane Barra Mountain
Posted on Jul 20th, 2020Even without a global pandemic, you don't need to leave Cork to see the most beautiful sights on earth and have an outer body experience...
Spraycations: 18,362 reasons to Holiday in Cork
Posted on Jul 07th, 2020There really is no reason to leave Cork for your holiday this year..
State of Hairmergency To End
Posted on Jun 25th, 2020If birds are starting to land on your head piece or you've mangled it trying to add your own highlights, the wait is nearly over as hairdressers and barbers reopen....
Myrtleville Mayhem and Phase 2 Beach Panic
Posted on Jun 01st, 2020When the 5km travel restriction increases to 20km, close to 200,000 Cork city citizens will be able to flock to three or four small beaches like Myrtleville and Rocky Bay....
Grand Parade Panic Terror Frenzy Rampage Fear
Cranes, Planes and Mark Keane
Cork Knock Kerry Out Cold
Guide to Recreating the Trip to Tipp at Home
De Jazz That Never Was
Calls for National Alzheimer’s Screening Programme after FF Storm Election
Top 10 Cute Kerry Hoors
Vote For A New State - Part 1
Clonakilty Visa Requirements
