Chat up lines

[Lee Bushwacker]

"Any chance of a ride?"



Man: "I've got a part of a car".

Woman. "Part of a car? Which part?"


Man: "A horn"!

 

[Eleven]

Do you come here often?

 

[Jimmy the Gent]

 

[Pepe]

Is your father a thief?











Cause he looks like an absolute pikey.

 

[thegillabbeygowl]

Do you come here often?

Dirty pervert.

 

[Con Merchant]

What you wearing love (on the internet)

 

[Bunk]

a/s/l

 

[carrig4life]

How bout this....


"I will destroy you in the most pleasurable way possible. ..then I will leave, and only after I have gone, you will know why they name storms after people."

 

[Drunken Paddy]

Here will you hold my pint while I take a shit

 

[Tictac]

Come with me if you want to live