Chat up lines

[Jimmy the Gent]

Put the lotion in the basket.

 

[Drunken Paddy]

Get your coat, I've got a knife

 

[Eleven]

Dirty pervert.

It has worked.

 

[Major Rhode Werks]

Do you sleep on your stomach

if not do you mind if i do

 

[Foxyfeen]

"I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U..."

 

[Happyhonkaman]

Here will you hold my pint while I take a shit

Lollers

 

[fed up]

Guaranteed to work on a norrie

Ya willing for a shilling

 

[Drucker]

Would you like to be buried with my people?

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

?
"I suppose a ride is out of the question"?
Funnily enough it worked for me once!

 

[Browser Brody]

Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you ?