Got any decent ones ?
I used to quip ,
" How would you luke your bacon fried beside mine in the morning ?" Usually went well until a girl told me that her name was Esther Goldman .
Two major failures were :
" How do you fancy a half share in a bastard ? "
" My love for you is like diarrhoea- unstoppable ."
Any decent ones guys n' gals ?
I used to quip ,
" How would you luke your bacon fried beside mine in the morning ?" Usually went well until a girl told me that her name was Esther Goldman .
Two major failures were :
" How do you fancy a half share in a bastard ? "
" My love for you is like diarrhoea- unstoppable ."
Any decent ones guys n' gals ?