Chat up lines

Got any decent ones ?
I used to quip ,
" How would you luke your bacon fried beside mine in the morning ?" Usually went well until a girl told me that her name was Esther Goldman .
Two major failures were :
" How do you fancy a half share in a bastard ? "
" My love for you is like diarrhoea- unstoppable ."
Any decent ones guys n' gals ?
 
Got any decent ones ?
I used to quip ,
" How would you luke your bacon fried beside mine in the morning ?" Usually went well until a girl told me that her name was Esther Goldman .
Two major failures were :
" How do you fancy a half share in a bastard ? "
" My love for you is like diarrhoea- unstoppable ."
Any decent ones guys n' gals ?

in fairness for a big girl you dont sweat that much
 
I don't want to come across as, like, big headed or anything but I'm generally like the recipient of these lines.

"Do these feel real to you?"

"Looking for some work? Because I have an opening you can fill"

" Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi."



Frankly, I'm fucking sick of it...
 
I don't want to come across as, like, big headed or anything but I'm generally like the recipient of these lines.

"Do these feel real to you?"

"Looking for some work? Because I have an opening you can fill"

" Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi."



Frankly, I'm fucking sick of it...

The lads sure love you Gozzy :rolleyes:
 
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