The Official Lenient Sentence Thread

[Matlock]

I was robbed and had a knife stuck in my stomach only for the rescue helicopter I would have died, so don't tell me about bastards with knives.

I'm sorry you had that experience. I can understand that it would colour your worldview around knife crime.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

This judge is not fit for purpose.

Suspended jail term for knifepoint robbery in Douglas

Detective Garda Aonghus Cotter confirmed that Jeancy Kumanzembe of Belmont Court, Garryduff, County Cork, had not come to the adverse attention of ...

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'Staying out trouble'.


Ffs Liam

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[fed up]

I was robbed and had a knife stuck in my stomach only for the rescue helicopter I would have died, so don't tell me about bastards with knives.

Jazus, genuinely sorry to hear tha Nan, did that person get caught and done?

 

[Two Pour Bore]

Jazus, genuinely sorry to hear tha Nan, did that person get caught and done?

"get caught and done?"

What does "done" mean here?

 

[fed up]

"get caught and done?"

What does "done" mean here?

Locked up
Imprisoned
incarcerated

Done

 

[Two Pour Bore]

Locked up
Imprisoned
incarcerated

Done

Oh. I thought there was some finality to the word, "done." Like the situation had been resolved and put to bed.

Like if locking people up was the solution to all our problems then that'd be it. We'd just lock anyone dodgy up.

 

[fed up]

Oh. I thought there was some finality to the word, "done." Like the situation had been resolved and put to bed.

Like if locking people up was the solution to all our problems then that'd be it. We'd just lock anyone dodgy up.

No no no, if its finality you want then you get them done.
Completely different word from done..
Are we done?

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

To wax a Gaza.
To climb up a gas lamp pole in north main street, What more can I say,

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"Did you ever climb a gaslight in North Main St?"
Good man yourself!

 

[Corkiness]

Sounds like an arch criminal alright!

I have definitely acted for more stupid guys though.

I had a drug dealer drop his tick list on the floor in a pub, in front of an undercover DS who immediately picked it up. Worse again, he had all of his client's FULL NAMES on the fucking tick list.

Tut tut…of all people, not knowing the correct use of the apostrophe. Wouldn’t usually be so pedantic to point it out but a lawyer should have a basic knowledge of English grammar. And as the PROC’s chief nitpicker, you have to be called out.

 

[Meridian]

So a guy goes into a shop threatens someone with a knife, steals money and gets no punishment.

How much in legal expenses did this case cost I wonder ?

The only thing that happened here was the legal business have as always gained revenue from I assume the tax payer.

Sur who would want to change that ? Most especially those that make the laws and those that benefit mostly from same ?