I've been to University, you drove a coach for a living. I'm sure I'm more qualified in establishing who's an idiot petal.
If you think attending university or not is what distinguishes you from being an idiot or not then you're even thicker than you first appear

Some of the sharpest people I know were never in Uni and lord knows I met quite a few browls in UCC. Some of the academics there would make you wonder who ties their shoe-laces for them. They might know their narrow acadmic topic but are relatively clueless on life in general.
What used to be known as Collie-Duggan doesn't get tought in University.