Weird Insults

[Bassett Hound]

Was in dubland a few weeks back and this yoke calling some guy an "ugly bastard", he responds with something like "go way ya dirt bird" to which she says well you'll still be ugly tomorrow, very entertaining I must say!

lol she ripped that off from Winston Churchill.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

The Hound knows all.

 

[Iancurtis]

Was in a taxi rank years ago and this scumbag wanted to go ahead of everyone in the queue.Long loud argument with the security guard ensued in which yer man repeatedly called him a "hump".No me neither.Presume its some reference to humping but I've never heard anyone use it before or since.

 

[Bassett Hound]

Humpy bastard means a scanty cunt or a mean fucker.

 

[Iancurtis]

Humpy bastard means a scanty cunt or a mean fucker.

That might explain it.The prick seemed to know the owners of the Taxi rank.There was a queue out the door and he seemed to think he had a right to go before everyone.Was shouting at the crowd running the depot "this hump won't let me go first" over and over again.

 

[theblack&amber]

An irate man on the phone once describe the company I worked for as "a bunch of handicaps that are too handicapped to park in a handicap spot".

I bust out laughing so hard he hung up, after he called me a cunt.

 

[doolaly]

...would be insulted unless I was insulted...mattie not withstanding...

 

[Heraldo]

Heard a guy call another in McDonald's: "hey you, cunty face!"

 

[debgor2]

Heard a guy call another in McDonald's: "hey you, cunty face!"

Must have been Bruce Jenner in drag.

 

[Heraldo]

Must have been Bruce Jenner in drag.

Quite possibly :shock: