Weird Insults

Was in a taxi rank years ago and this scumbag wanted to go ahead of everyone in the queue.Long loud argument with the security guard ensued in which yer man repeatedly called him a "hump".No me neither.Presume its some reference to humping but I've never heard anyone use it before or since.
 
Humpy bastard means a scanty cunt or a mean fucker.

That might explain it.The prick seemed to know the owners of the Taxi rank.There was a queue out the door and he seemed to think he had a right to go before everyone.Was shouting at the crowd running the depot "this hump won't let me go first" over and over again.
 
An irate man on the phone once describe the company I worked for as "a bunch of handicaps that are too handicapped to park in a handicap spot".

I bust out laughing so hard he hung up, after he called me a cunt.
 
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