Weird Insults

Was driving though Turners Cross last night when some scoby young fella ran out in front of the Bunk Mobile, nearly causing a crash. I wound down the window and told him to watch where he's going in future. He responded with "Fuck awf, ya dirty Geppetto!"

U Fuckin Wot, M8?

Dirty Geppetto?

Your man from Pinocchio, like?

Was this nick-nack implying I fetishize sentient puppet boys?

Baffled.

What's the weirdest insult that's been thrown your way?
 
Do you look like a dirty old man that likes having little boys on his lap and likes getting wood?

I keep getting told I look like that ginger twat ed sheeran. I wouldn't mind but I don't
 
...fuck all weird of/on my insults they are considered,concise and delivered without any need to open a letter...people treasure them.
 
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