The Official PROC Restaurant review thread.

[Barty Dunne]

Don't be so sensitive Barty bhoy.

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You try eating a gourmet sausage while visualising a man's cock. It's not pleasant I'll tell you

 

[The High King]

Coqbull has a sign outside saying "we have the juciest coq".

I think it's disgusting and I won't be eating there. I don't want to be thinking about juicy cocks when I'm having my dinner.

More of a dessert thing for you m8?

 

[Barty Dunne]

More of a dessert thing for you m8?

That is slander and you will be hearing from my solicitor

 

[CaptainSensible]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1570355065466011649

I wonder are they moving back to Palestine for a bit?

 

[Barty Dunne]

I wonder are they moving back to Palestine for a bit?

I think you're confusing it with Four Liars Bistro and Cafe Izz. They're owned by the same people as far as I know

 

[Matlock]

That is slander and you will be hearing from my solicitor

"No it isn't"

-Your Solicitor

 

[Barty Dunne]

"No it isn't"

-Your Solicitor

Thank you for clarifying that

Someone tried to sue me back in 2010 for something really stupid I posted online (it was true but there was no way I could have proven it).

Luckily it never went anywhere, but I'd have been screwed if it did.

 

[The High King]

That is slander and you will be hearing from my solicitor

Matlock will make mint meats out of them.


Edit:
Lolzers, just seen Matlock's reply.

 

[PussyinBoots]

You try eating a gourmet sausage while visualising a man's cock. It's not pleasant I'll tell you

You sure about that?

 

[Hank Scorpio]

I think you're confusing it with Four Liars Bistro and Cafe Izz. They're owned by the same people as far as I know