That effing septic, frigid skank.
Catherine was her name. Yeah... I said was.
I went over and introduced myself. All nice and formal.
We had a brief conversation and asked if I was disturbing her. No, she said. Sit with me and my friends.
OK, cool.
Her friends were far from an MMA women's light featherweight weigh in.
She grabbed my phone and added herself as a contact. Wicked. Progress.
I left her to it, did my gratuities and fucked off.
I know my 543ll011 from my 8008132
That utterly admirable woman has a mobile network that prefixes 08803.
Flick your own prawn.