Little things that are immensely satisfying

[sigourney's knickers]

Cork City today.

Daisy Duke Central.

Can I get a high five?

I'll also accept an Amen, since it is Sunday n all.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

I am sitting across from theeeee most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

Not much going for her. A little frumpy and wearing a floral summer dress, linear enough to counteract a McDonalds addiction.

Her eyes. My God they are beautiful. The kind of smoking eyes that scream 'So what hour of the fucking morning do you call this?'




I'm going in.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

That effing septic, frigid skank.


Catherine was her name. Yeah... I said was.

I went over and introduced myself. All nice and formal.

We had a brief conversation and asked if I was disturbing her. No, she said. Sit with me and my friends.

OK, cool.

Her friends were far from an MMA women's light featherweight weigh in.

She grabbed my phone and added herself as a contact. Wicked. Progress.

I left her to it, did my gratuities and fucked off.






I know my 543ll011 from my 8008132

That utterly admirable woman has a mobile network that prefixes 08803.

Flick your own prawn.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Reminds me of a tune:


Ohh I'd rather be a Kerry than a Dub.
Ooohh I'd rather be a Kerry than a Dub

Grab the ball in play
Referee points that waaayyy....


Oooohhhh I'd rather be a Kerry than a Dub!!

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Can i be your Shabti sigs?

Only if it's small enough to shove up my hole.

 

[Drucker]

When waiting in line at the airport security checkpoint I love letting a huge gap open up between me and the guy in front of me just to wind up those queuing behind me.
I sometimes do it in traffic queues as well….

 

[Handy Run]

Watching the junkies get knocked out by the cabbage botherers.

*goes to sister thread to vent at yanimals getting another title*

 

[sigourney's knickers]

 

[Hank Scorpio]

That new thing with them is awful.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

That new thing with them is awful.

Huh? What's that?