Little Johnny got kicked out of class again today!
The teacher asked him,
If I gave you £20 and you paid £5 to Joanne, £5 to Jane and £5 to Katie, what would you have?"
Apparently, "Three blowjobs and enough left for a kebab," was the wrong answer.
Teacher says to little Johnny '' Why have you brought your cat to school today?''
Johnny answers '' Well miss, this morning i overheard my dad say to mum '' I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave'', so i'm saving him.
