Jokes thread......

[greengrass]

Christ barry give it a rest

 

[Crankycorner]

 

[Meridian]

 

[Stromovka]

 

[omar]

 

[Skybluebarry1]

What are these fucking white stains on your boxer shorts you bastard," shrieked my wife.

"Now just calm down," I replied, "It's not what you think it is, it's toothpaste."

"Toothpaste?" she laughed, "How did you manage to get toothpaste down there you daft sod?"

"For some reason the babysitter insisted on brushing her teeth before sucking me off," I replied
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[Skybluebarry1]

My wife just said to me "Look at this, I've had this since we got married 20 years ago & it still fits me".

I said, don't show me it, let me guess, " is it a scarf"?



I got sacked from my job as a bingo caller the other day apparently, 'A meal for two with a terrible view' isn't the best way to announce number 69

 

[Skybluebarry1]

Just walked out of my job at the helium balloon factory. There's just no way i'm being spoken to like that!

 

[Handy Run]

Baz is on a roll!

 

[omar]

Someone got a Viz subscription for Christmas