Chat up lines

[revalade]

Got any decent ones ?
I used to quip ,
" How would you luke your bacon fried beside mine in the morning ?" Usually went well until a girl told me that her name was Esther Goldman .
Two major failures were :
" How do you fancy a half share in a bastard ? "
" My love for you is like diarrhoea- unstoppable ."
Any decent ones guys n' gals ?

 

[jimmym]

Got any decent ones ?
I used to quip ,
" How would you luke your bacon fried beside mine in the morning ?" Usually went well until a girl told me that her name was Esther Goldman .
Two major failures were :
" How do you fancy a half share in a bastard ? "
" My love for you is like diarrhoea- unstoppable ."
Any decent ones guys n' gals ?

in fairness for a big girl you dont sweat that much

 

[revalade]

" You're so sweet and pert, beside you all the other girls pale into insignificance . "

 

[Duffs]

"If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you."

 

[revalade]

"If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you."

heh heh , I knew you wouldn't let me down Captain .

 

[gozzy]

I don't want to come across as, like, big headed or anything but I'm generally like the recipient of these lines.

"Do these feel real to you?"

"Looking for some work? Because I have an opening you can fill"

" Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi."



Frankly, I'm fucking sick of it...

 

[revalade]

I don't want to come across as, like, big headed or anything but I'm generally like the recipient of these lines.

"Do these feel real to you?"

"Looking for some work? Because I have an opening you can fill"

" Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi."



Frankly, I'm fucking sick of it...

The lads sure love you Gozzy

 

[gozzy]

The lads sure love you Gozzy

Why wouldn't they?

 

[jimmym]

"If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you."

if there is a prize for this then you have just claimed it.

 

[Duffs]

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.