I once read this book called, 'the bible'. I thought the origin of species was messed up.
It about this dude named God who spends the first half of the book being a total prick then changes his way and sends his son to say ' I'm sorrry'... until they kill him... I hope I didn't ruin the book for any of you.
Don't worry, like any good novel, he comes back for a short time and tried to tie the whole book up real tidy like.
Then they give all sorts of 'end of world' dribble....
"this is the end of the world... Horse horsemen and burning souls."
Actually, it reads very much like a cheesy hollywood Blockbuster. Maybe someone should make a movie out of it.
The Wedding scene with the water and wine. Brilliant.
Not to mention the fact that the Son, I think he is hispanic cause his name is Jesus, He has this hooker as a girlfrind but his mother is in denial of her per marriage pregnancy. And his Mother, I think the name was mary, she thinks that angels knocked her up... And her husband, Joey, He just looks the other way.
Classic stuff.
Real cutting edge material...
Did I forget to mention the mini porn early on... with this naked chick and her man and her apple and his snake? Someone ate the apple, if you know what I mean.... and that guy 'God' caught them and kicked them out of his backyard. But he was 'all knowing' so he knew already... So why did he let them go it?
They say the snake told them to....
It's happened to me before.
I remember this time I went to the Pub and met this little lady... The snake told me to eat that apple too...
I think we can all relate...