Stuff that grinds your gears

[Heraldo]

Oh ya... Get your phone out now.

You were queuing.

*Tap tap *

Not working?

Ya, turn NFC on

Ok

*tap tap*

Still no workie?

Where's your wallet.

Oh OK... Bottom of your man bag.

*tap tap*

Revolut tosser.

No workie.

Try another card you say?


*tap tap*


Nope.

Hand's over a tenner.


Enjoy you frothy fruppacino, with chocolate frosting and marshmallow.


Now go find a corner and fucking die already you complete artard.

Everyone is recommending revolut…no thanks

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Revolut is brilliant

 

[Gregory_Mike]

Matlock's only got 7 fingers? Ughhh.

NASTY!

Heard Matlock once made the mistake of shaking hands with our resident Republican leader and ended up losing a few fingers.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Everyone is recommending revolut…no thanks

I'm sorry. It did bring up some stuff.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Young Spanish beours that talk like they're fighting.

Shut up!

Put a Cork in it.

Fuckin' ell.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Everyone is recommending revolut…no thanks

Read my new contract and as far as payment is concerned Revolut got tossed in with the Cartel pile.

No go.

 

[Heraldo]

Read my new contract and as far as payment is concerned Revolut got tossed in with the Cartel pile.

No go.

^^ on point

 

[sigourney's knickers]

^^ on point

Less trusted than a debit deposit account.

Knives are out.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

KYC

 

[jimmym]

not putting the clutch in far enough...........

or forgetting to pull out the choke.