Stuff that grinds your gears

Oh ya... Get your phone out now.

You were queuing.

*Tap tap *

Not working?

Ya, turn NFC on

Ok

*tap tap*

Still no workie?

Where's your wallet.

Oh OK... Bottom of your man bag.

*tap tap*

Revolut tosser.

No workie.

Try another card you say?


*tap tap*


Nope.

Hand's over a tenner.


Enjoy you frothy fruppacino, with chocolate frosting and marshmallow.


Now go find a corner and fucking die already you complete artard.
 

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