Stuff that grinds your gears

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

People who walk slowly, generally pudgy and taking up half the pavement, blocking anyone trying to actually get anywhere. Have they really got nothing better to be doing are no reason to get anywhere a little quicker?

What if the person had a fake leg or something

 

[hemlock666]

People who walk slowly, generally pudgy and taking up half the pavement, blocking anyone trying to actually get anywhere. Have they really got nothing better to be doing are no reason to get anywhere a little quicker?

These lads tend to be the folk that cant count their own money in the shop and the staff have to do it for them.
Fuckers.

 

[Pooman]

What if the person had a fake leg or something

Or even an extra one!!
I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um......

 

[Dr. Aaoouh]

What if the person had a fake leg or something

If it’s a woman, you may call her Peg or Eileen.

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

Or even an extra one!!
I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um......

Rolf Harris?

 

[Pooman]

Rolf Harris?

True but my memories of it are from Christmas parties my Dad's job used to put on when a fella would get up on stage with 3 legs and sing the song. Happy days...

 

[Happyhonkaman]

What if the person had a fake leg or something

Nah, they're just sludging through life

Sludge along blocking the path and anyone with some purpose to their day, using the least effort and burning the the least amount of calories possible.

Sludge, sludge, sludge... in my fawking way

 

[Gregory_Mike]

What if the person had a fake leg or something

Would give a whole new meaning to the phrase, doesn't have a leg to stand on.

 

[flyingspud]

People who walk slowly, generally pudgy and taking up half the pavement, blocking anyone trying to actually get anywhere. Have they really got nothing better to be doing are no reason to get anywhere a little quicker?

Is it an Irish thing?
Other cities around the world you'd be reprimanded sharply or shouldered to one side, and esp on elevators. Here people stand side by side or have a little rest as they cant be arsed moving their legs blocking the space next to them with their shopping bags and shit so anyone can't get past.
Same on those moving walkways at airports, the ones arsing about yakking and blocking them with bags are almost certainly our own.

 

[Luckter Smatzen]

Wondering is StuffY a guy or a girl? Any confirmation?

Either way, a desperate woman or a pathetic bloke.