Stuff that grinds your gears

Harvey Fucking Norman:- when it's for sale it's 1099 ( one o nine nine) but you can save 399 ( three hundred and ninety-nine). Boils my piss every time.
In a similar vein, people who say 1029, they say “ten twenty nine”, rather than “one thousand and twenty nine”. Seems lazy to me.
 
Fellas playing music in pubs who turn up with all kinds of amps and equipment

Ffs it's not the Hollywood Bowl, just play the guitar and sing
Same fellas who take AGES to warm up………

ONE.- TWO - ONE…..
ONE- TWO
Kickdrum…Kickdrum
ONE- TWO

Crowd starts to get excited as they think the music is finally about to start….

Then….

ONE.- TWO - ONE…..
ONE- TWO
Kickdrum…Kickdrum
ONE- TWO……… for about another 45 mins…

And then they start and sound shite anyway.
 
People who walk slowly, generally pudgy and taking up half the pavement, blocking anyone trying to actually get anywhere. Have they really got nothing better to be doing are no reason to get anywhere a little quicker?
Self-absorbed gombeens. I usually find a very loud but polite excuse meeeee, right in their ear, puts the wind right up them and the gaps then suddenly appear.
 
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