MerchantOfEnnis
Full Member
I saw a good one yesterday. I was in a certain gastropub just killing an hour or two before a train, and there was a lad skulling pints of Heineken.
He asked the barman if he had peanuts or crisps and he said no, but we'd have chips.
He said "no sorry I don't have enough money".
Barman took sympathy and said "don't sorry about that boy, these are on me", and got him a portion of chips on the house.
Yer man had the chips, and then another 3 pints.
He asked the barman if he had peanuts or crisps and he said no, but we'd have chips.
He said "no sorry I don't have enough money".
Barman took sympathy and said "don't sorry about that boy, these are on me", and got him a portion of chips on the house.
Yer man had the chips, and then another 3 pints.