Jokes thread......

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

 

[Stromovka]

I don't know who should be more insulted, Wham or Gordo.

 

[Pooman]

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Ah Jaysus Stuffy.....

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

If ye can't handle da heatttt stay outta da kicten

 

[Meridian]

 

[Matlock]

What do you call a snake with no clothes on?

S'naked...

 

[gaffer falls]

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? I don't know, what is the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? ... So it was you then...

 

[Stromovka]

 

[Dr. Aaoouh]

Doctor: Mr. Smith, you have to stop masturbating. Patient: Why? Doctor: Because I'm trying to examine you.

 

[gaffer falls]

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain...WC Fields