Johnny Depp..

[fed up]

Like his penis... It was a reduction process.

Yup, and like my penis it's a taste you won't forget.

 

[The Dagda]

10 bottles of wine in a soup = about 10000 litres of soup.
Was this during the famine by any chance?

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Tbh they both come across as completely unbalanced so it was always going to be a disaster....

He'll just say he didn't do it and deny it.

Well then, make him deny it in public!

 

[fed up]

10 bottles of wine in a soup = about 10000 litres of soup.
Was this during the famine by any chance?

Here look, and remember it for a restaurant...

French Onion Soup - CONQUER: the patient voice

French onion soup is a classic French recipe loved the world over. Rich savory beef broth, caramelized onions, crunchy croutons, and melty Swiss cheese create a symphony of decadent flavors.

conquer-magazine.com

 

[Roundyfield]

Tbf Matlock being wrong on the PROC is as regular as Roundyfailed these days.

Dan, with your history of anger, self loathing, and animosity towards women, this trial must of been a study in self examining? No? Was it uncomfortable watching? You certainly had a lot to say about it.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Dan, with your history of anger, self loathing, and animosity towards women, this trial must of been a study in self examining? No? Was it uncomfortable watching? You certainly had a lot to say about it.

Some French onion soup?

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Here look, and remember it for a restaurant...

French Onion Soup - CONQUER: the patient voice

French onion soup is a classic French recipe loved the world over. Rich savory beef broth, caramelized onions, crunchy croutons, and melty Swiss cheese create a symphony of decadent flavors.

conquer-magazine.com

BTW that sounds utterly disgusting.

If I were made ruler of the earth I'd consign onions to the bin.

Anyone caught growing or consuming them would be sent down to my flame thrower walk of hell.

Disgusting shit. It's a bulb!!!!

 

[SoundMan]

Dan, with your history of anger, self loathing, and animosity towards women, this trial must of been a study in self examining? No? Was it uncomfortable watching? You certainly had a lot to say about it.

Objection! Hearsay!

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Objection! Hearsay!

Over ruled. The plaintiff has jurisdiction.

Can someone recall barrister Matthew from the toilet please.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Scotland had a better defence than Amber Heard.

You mean, it's shit?