Did you ever sleep with a Psycho?

[DaycintBoy]

Tell your story here.

 

[Walter Sobchak]

 

[grandmaster cash]

yup.

slept with a lady once and all seemed fine. she went her merry way and i went to sleep, only to be awoken by a phonecall from her, accusing me of stealing her earrings.

she was adamant i had stolen them, like. i don't even have pierced ears. fucking crackers.

 

[Club Lemon]

yup.

slept with a lady once and all seemed fine. she went her merry way and i went to sleep, only to be awoken by a phonecall from her, accusing me of stealing her earrings.

she was adamant i had stolen them, like. i don't even have pierced ears. fucking crackers.

belter - I met a big fat girl from clare student she was mad hoor of a thing ffs kept at it for two hours straight before falling asleep,Anyway i snaked up at 6 as i had to head home to get ready for work and the bitch caught me as i was heading out the door she started flaking eggs off me as i exited the driveway,Dont no but she must of expected me to stay there and make her breakfast or something and accused me of using her and everything, I booted it down to the the cab rank as quick as i could.

 

[oul'doll]

Hope she got ya good, ya rude bastard.

 

[DaycintBoy]

I love attention.
Bring it on Stalkercat.

 

[grandmaster cash]

belter - I met a big fat girl from clare student she was mad hoor of a thing ffs kept at it for two hours straight before falling asleep,Anyway i snaked up at 6 as i had to head home to get ready for work and the bitch caught me as i was heading out the door she started flaking eggs off me as i exited the driveway,Dont no but she must of expected me to stay there and make her breakfast or something and accused me of using her and everything, I booted it down to the the cab rank as quick as i could.

it's not like the big ones to waste good food.

 

[Rebel_Cailin]

belter - I met a big fat girl from clare student she was mad hoor of a thing ffs kept at it for two hours straight before falling asleep,Anyway i snaked up at 6 as i had to head home to get ready for work and the bitch caught me as i was heading out the door she started flaking eggs off me as i exited the driveway,Dont no but she must of expected me to stay there and make her breakfast or something and accused me of using her and everything, I booted it down to the the cab rank as quick as i could.

Ah, so you're one of these "chubby chasers" then.

 

[mayday]

belter - I met a big fat girl from clare student she was mad hoor of a thing ffs kept at it for two hours straight before falling asleep,Anyway i snaked up at 6 as i had to head home to get ready for work and the bitch caught me as i was heading out the door she started flaking eggs off me as i exited the driveway,Dont no but she must of expected me to stay there and make her breakfast or something and accused me of using her and everything, I booted it down to the the cab rank as quick as i could.

Classic!

 

[macuísle]

Tell your story here.

I think that sentiment is kinda sweet. Scary but sweet.

Plus it's incredibly wrong scientifically speaking but God bless her little heart for thinking she could!