Arse Bandits

[Green Rebel]

Hit the brakes and whiplash is worth about 20k these days

Use the handbrake first. No brake lights show so they don't get the chance to avoid you

 

[Zooby zooby zoo]

I was driving behind this fucker earlier trying to find a safe overtake spot, and he kept blocking me!! The langer!

Nah, was driving between Mallow and Limerick when this Vauxhall Signum bolted passed me, pulled in, and sat about 5 feet from car in front. hen overtook with traffic coming, forcing the rest of the oncoming cars into the hard shoulder. Be wide lads, drive safe!

I get that shit too, just because I drive a 'woman's car' and they figure that I can't possibly be driving faster than they are. They'll overtake me, then sit in front of me, driving slower than I ever was. Morons.

 

[Proud Dubliner]

Fuck you dick weed fuck off back to dublin

I am sitting here drinking a cup of Lyons Tea and wondering why are you so aggressive to me?

Is it because you suffer from small mans syndrome?

Is it because you feel brave sitting behind your computer?

Is it because you have a 3 inch penis?

Or is it because you are a bigoted moron as well as all the above?

Answers on the back of a €50 note to the usual address.

 

[collapsedfaceman]

I am sitting here drinking a cup of Lyons Tea and wondering why are you so aggressive to me?

Is it because you suffer from small mans syndrome?

Is it because you feel brave sitting behind your computer?

Is it because you have a 3 inch penis?

Or is it because you are a bigoted moron as well as all the above?

Answers on the back of a €50 note to the usual address.

UP THE DUBS!!

 

[Proud Dubliner]

UP THE DUBS!!

Happy New Year Buddy.