Stuff that grinds your gears

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

How about M-a-t-l-o-c-k on your knuckles?

Potluck maybe

 

[Heraldo]

I knew a fella who had MARY on his knuckles, he married catherine,

I’d say it was faded to a horrible green, has also a 32 county tattoo and drinks in Noel Murphy’s?

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Directions for use?

Remove child before washing

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

I had to fast so ate a load of homemade chips for tea yesterday. Bad idea. I still haven't eaten since.
Small portions for me in future

 

[hemlock666]

Having to wipe the bowl as well as my arse.

 

[PROCNA2018]

not putting the clutch in far enough...........

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

not putting the clutch in far enough...........

I have ahabit of not lowering the handbrake enough when starting off

 

[RebelBOK]

I have ahabit of not lowering the handbrake enough when starting off

A handy approach when trying to avoid premature ejaculation.

 

[Carmona]

How about M-a-t-l-o-c-k on your knuckles?

Matlock's only got 7 fingers? Ughhh.

NASTY!

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Oh ya... Get your phone out now.

You were queuing.

*Tap tap *

Not working?

Ya, turn NFC on

Ok

*tap tap*

Still no workie?

Where's your wallet.

Oh OK... Bottom of your man bag.

*tap tap*

Revolut tosser.

No workie.

Try another card you say?


*tap tap*


Nope.

Hand's over a tenner.


Enjoy you frothy fruppacino, with chocolate frosting and marshmallow.


Now go find a corner and fucking die already you complete artard.