Yea, my children.

[GOD!]

I the Lord thy God, Lord of the high places, Lord of lords, the god of Noah, Abraham, Israel and Moses, Jesus and Mohammad; the pastor in the valley of death; I am the name and the word and the breath.

Ask ye a question of me, my children, and it shall be answered.

 

[jd26]

Treaty of Lisbon

Yay or nay?

 

[markinmanc]

Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine.

 

[mr_fruitbowl]

Hey God..long time fan, love what you've done with the place....i've more of a request.

Please tell all those idiots to stop going on about the recession....and stop making a new thread every five min on it.

 

[Johnnyc]

Any chance you'd pm me the lotto numbers for Saturday night?

 

[pudgee]

Where can I learn biblical Hebrew online?

 

[Proinsias]

Which religion is right?

 

[jd26]

When are you going to answer a question?

 

[Proinsias]

When will I, will I be famous?

 

[markinmanc]

When are you going to answer a question?

You should know by now that he never answers - he doesn't exist!