The Premier League Thread 23/24

[Philby]

The level of effort in meme construction has gone through the roof among the gooners and SMCs in recent weeks.

Has there been a secret "Graphics training for PROC members" session that I was excluded from?

 

[Orchard thief]

The level of effort in meme construction has gone through the roof among the gooners and SMCs in recent weeks.

Has there been a secret "Graphics training for PROC members" session that I was excluded from?

Was about to post the exact same thing m8.

Credit where it’s due.

Does anyone have an actual job or is it just titles like “Web-based Bumnal obliterator” or “Graphic designer with mancslaughter responsibilies”

 

[Hank Scorpio]

 

[Handy Run]

 

[Gregory_Mike]

Does anyone have an actual job

Fuck that shit m8.

 

[Corkiness]

Potential banana skin right there already lads and it's only the week 1 fixtures. Imagine the thrills by Christmas - yee ain't seen nothin' yet!

A medical friend (not qualified, ergo no PI insurance, so nothing to see here Twatlock & Co. ) recommends a cocktail of 3 in 1 Oil and an aftershave balm for squeaky bum. But she warns it will be ineffective unless you shave the area completely before (hence the balm) and shuv a giant Cork up the jacksie immediately after.

She recommends that you wear your cleanest MU underpants during the procedure too (no skidmarks like) and she said it'd do no harm if the dog is watching on - Cork does love the doggies I suppose.

I remain skeptical on the last point re. the dog and suspect it has more to do with her training as a vet's helper / dog handler and her porn addiction.

To quote a great poster who's no longer with us: "That's all I can say."

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

Manyoo may be owned by autocratic, slave driving, murdering, camel jockeys by then, but nothing really changes.
Still get the handy home draw.

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

Does anyone have an actual job is it just titles like “Web-based Bumnal obliterator” or “Graphic designer with mancslaughter responsibilies”

A wout?

I really should have been with ye, shouldn't I?

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

Does anyone have an actual job or is it just titles like “Web-based Bumnal obliterator” or “Graphic designer with mancslaughter responsibilies”

Tbf, m8, I'm on me honeymoon, so can only put in, maybe 6 hours a day on the internet.
Back to normal next week though.

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

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