the official shopping centre thread.

[StarMan]

blackpool centre.i have not done as much work here as i would have liked.lot of dirty wans over around the place.five out of ten.

mahon point.nice place to spot a few of the higher class of middle aged nymphos pretending to be shopping.always good for a suck at the back of debenhams.seven out of ten.

my favourite spot.easily the best centre in cork.try the fruit shop out there.you meet some right queer things looking for a few plums.ten out of ten.

 

[freudiangirl]

so you bring your blow up doll on a lot of outings do you ???

 

[aahjay]

so you bring your blow up doll on a lot of outings do you ???

Gets it blown up at the balloon stands

 

[Anna Banana]

Gets it blown up at the balloon stands

then takes it to Pennys and buys it stuff

 

[deefer]

Usually puncture repair kits for pinprick holes maybe??

 

[aahjay]

Problem is: it never writes, calls

 

[Foggy Hayes]

Usually puncture repair kits for pinprick holes maybe??

*snort

Aww the poor ... Little man

 

[RutlandStreet]

He obviously can't be bothered saving up to go to the Trafford Centre

 

[Foggy Hayes]

He obviously can't be bothered saving up to go to the Trafford Centre

Or Bluewater off the M25

 

[deefer]

I can honestly say, hand on heart, I have never experienced these nymphos in shopping centres or fruit shops etc........

I wish I did!