The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

[Kit Nichols]

Erikson to manyoo done according to ornY

Liverpool will surely get £25M out of The Manchester Ship Canal Buccaneers for Ox now with Eriksen, We Don't Talk About Diving, Der Bomber Sancho and Penny Dinners up front!

 

[Donald Trump]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1543918287318294531

At least he can keep posession.

Good signing imo, but Ihave to ask Phil B first.

Phil B, how does a 30 year old with a dodgy ticker fit in to ETH's dynamic style of football?

Also, what's an undynamic form of football? Is it the mode of football that Bumnals new statue plays?

 

[Jukka]

Big improvement on Pogba.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Good signing imo, but Ihave to ask Phil B first.

Phil B, how does a 30 year old with a dodgy ticker fit in to ETH's dynamic style of football?

Also, what's an undynamic form of football? Is it the mode of football that Bumnals new statue plays?

At least we know he has a heart which is more than you can say for Shaw/Maguire/Rashford

 

[Philby]

Good signing imo, but Ihave to ask Phil B first.

Phil B, how does a 30 year old with a dodgy ticker fit in to ETH's dynamic style of football?

As far as I'm aware his heart condition doesn't impact his stamina or power, so it's a moot point no?

Also, what's an undynamic form of football? Is it the mode of football that Bumnals new statue plays?

You should know m8. You were watching snail's pace muck all last season.

 

[Donald Trump]

As far as I'm aware his heart condition doesn't impact his stamina or power, so it's a moot point no?



You should know m8. You were watching snail's pace muck all last season.

[graham norton voice on]Ohhhhh, somebody's a moaning Michael today.[graham norton voice off]

And yes, the football was terrible last season, but at least I watched it before forming an opinion.

 

[Philby]

[graham norton voice on]Ohhhhh, somebody's a moaning Michael today.[graham norton voice off]

Ask a silly question...

And yes, the football was terrible last season, but at least I watched it before forming an opinion.

tbh I'd pity anyone who saw all of Man Utd's games last season (...and wasn't well-paid to do so).

But I saw enough to know that Utd played a very plodding style, lacked intensity, were poor at connecting midfield to the attack & lacked cohesion in the final third...amongst other problems.

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

Bad move for a lad with a heart condition imo.
The defending has been putting the heart crossways in Triggs for a few seasons. And he's all heart.

 

[Donald Trump]

Ask a silly question...



tbh I'd pity anyone who saw all of Man Utd's games last season (...and wasn't well-paid to do so).

But I saw enough to know that Utd played a very plodding style, lacked intensity, were poor at connecting midfield to the attack & lacked cohesion in the final third...amongst other problems.

One of which was not Ronaldo, trust me on that.

 

[Jim Comic]

if playing alongside fridge and mcfred doesn't finish eriksen off then surely nothing will