The official Cork court report thread.

[dennisfallen]

He’s supposed to be a changed kid
Bodybuilder stuff was part of a healing process I was told
Young fellas head was melted with all that went on

Hope it doesn't get remelted from the 'Roids.

 

[Corks finest]

Hope it doesn't get remelted from the 'Roids.

they’re all at it
U don’t get a sculpted body in short term without using them
Young guys can’t pass them
I attend the mardyke and you want see some of the ridiculous weights some guys are lifting
None and I mean none of them are on cardio machines
I do my time on the thread mill then repeat light weights
These boys are lifting 3/4 times what I do
Utter madness
Majority of these shams will cause serious damage to liver etc- have anger issues
Nuts will decrease in size and sexual activity decrease

I witnessed exactly similar happening to a fellow doorman in Derry/ we we all were much bigger physically so he started on the steroids -
Noticeable difference in attitude/ physique within 3 months
He ended up getting banned for life from driving his black taxi
Likewise door work
Fucked out of Derry for 2 years
( by paramilitaries)
After steroids drove him bonkers
Went home after working one night
Bate the shite out of his ol doll
Bit part of his bro in laws nose off
And wrecked the house whilst his young kids witnessed all above

Stay away from ALL steroids etc!

 

[fed up]

they’re all at it
U don’t get a sculpted body in short term without using them
Young guys can’t pass them
I attend the mardyke and you want see some of the ridiculous weights some guys are lifting
None and I mean none of them are on cardio machines
I do my time on the thread mill then repeat light weights
These boys are lifting 3/4 times what I do
Utter madness
Majority of these shams will cause serious damage to liver etc- have anger issues
Nuts will decrease in size and sexual activity decrease

I witnessed exactly similar happening to a fellow doorman in Derry/ we we all were much bigger physically so he started on the steroids -
Noticeable difference in attitude/ physique within 3 months
He ended up getting banned for life from driving his black taxi
Likewise door work
Fucked out of Derry for 2 years
( by paramilitaries)
After steroids drove him bonkers
Went home after working one night
Bate the shite out of his ol doll
Bit part of his bro in laws nose off
And wrecked the house whilst his young kids witnessed all above

Stay away from ALL steroids etc!

Take no notice of those clowns and keep going for your own personal objectives.
They're looking for a quick path to muscle mass but won't have fitness. If you put them in a competitive fight situation they'll get an adrenaline dump at first and then their muscles become an obstacle sucking up oxygen.
Absolute clowns, get your fitness and the rest will follow.

 

[Corks finest]

U got it-fur coat no drawers scenario

 

[Mike Strutter]

He sure is as is any cunt getting behind the wheel with bevy onboard


I also was a cunt back 30 plus years ago and didn’t think nothing of driving with pints onboard
Woke up

Not excusing it but it was the norm back in the days and there was nothing thought of it in those days.

 

[Mike Strutter]

Take no notice of those clowns and keep going for your own personal objectives.
They're looking for a quick path to muscle mass but won't have fitness. If you put them in a competitive fight situation they'll get an adrenaline dump at first and then their muscles become an obstacle sucking up oxygen.
Absolute clowns, get your fitness and the rest will follow.

There are two types of training; one is strength and the other is stamina.

 

[Mike Strutter]

New name same carry on. https://www.irishexaminer.com/news/...ZCiSaIRj8c5hAb6Rr4us8pFO7mJqPzlbfvcbQbC8eCezE

Jaysus; Ken's brother? 'ken hell that family are some mess, the money and fame and the mess. And shite brakes and clutch

 

[Mike Strutter]

Good to hear.
Know a few people down in Carrigaline who said some very decent people volunteering for the club had very stressful time from the carry on (as per poster above, instigated by parents of the young fella).
Anyone that gives their time volunteering for a sports club will have to deal with the odd gowl wanting his/her little Jimmy playing every minute of every game (because he is just brilliant) but this was off the scale.

Leave Jimmy out of this

 

[PussyinBoots]

I've been working out for a while.
If you're like me then you're a "hard gainer"
You really have to eat everything in sight to get gains. They say online you just have to eat an extra 10% of your normal calories to gain muscle. In my experience that's absolute shit. A normal man needs about 3000 calories and 10% of that is 300. 300 calories is like a mars bar or a third of a Tesco pizza.
You'll get fuck all gains that way unless your genetics are sick.
I had to eat at least 5,000 calories a day before I started to fill out and even then it was slow as fuck.

 

[Harry Boyle]

She called someone names while drunk and she gets a suspended sentence like most paedophiles.
Seems ridiculously harsh. How is this sort of thing even making the courts?

If a black man called you a Cracka, Peckerwood, Gringo, etc and you went to the guards you would be told to stop wasting their time.

Why are you defending a permanently unemployed waste of space?