The dull thread

[Crankycorner]

I need to put a drop of Diesel in the car in the morning. Supposed to be wet out. Nothing worse than getting wet at the pump

Will you get anything in the shop to enhance the fuelling up experience? I usually go for a Lucozade Zero. Fuel for the car and fuel for me. If I’m feeling particularly excited I might add a packet of wine gums to that.

 

[Pooman]

Even i have standards, There are certain women who dont get me aroused, not many mind you,

You're fooling no one.
You'd get up on a gust of wind.

 

[Pontipine]

Will you get anything in the shop to enhance the fuelling up experience? I usually go for a Lucozade Zero. Fuel for the car and fuel for me. If I’m feeling particularly excited I might add a packet of wine gums to that.

Might buy a packet of XXX mints alright. They’d burn the tongue off you if you ate too many though.

 

[fed up]

Left or right foot? Details matter.

The one with the R sewn into the sock.
It's wiggling again now, wheee

 

[PussyinBoots]

If you have to steal, steal the heart of a woman, if you have to lie, then lie every night with her, if you have to cheat, then cheat death.

 

[doppellanger]

If you have to steal, steal the heart of a woman, if you have to lie, then lie every night with her, if you have to cheat, then cheat death.

You don't have to do any of those things, you could just stay in and watch the snooker.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

You don't have to do any of those things, you could just stay in and watch the snooker.

One in the pink, two in the stink

 

[jimmym]

Might buy a packet of XXX mints alright. They’d burn the tongue off you if you ate too many though.

I prefer to suck a fishermans friend.

 

[Heraldo]

I prefer to suck a fishermans.

FYP

 

[Pontipine]

I prefer to suck a fishermans friend.

My friend does a lot of fishing.