triangular lawn finishes.
Lawns are for chumps m8triangular lawn finishes.
But i do like a neatly trimmed bush,Lawns are for chumps m8
I prefer to play in the mudBut i do like a neatly trimmed bush,
Can I have some of what you're on?Now, I am an avocado of try everything once.
Just called up to a friends gaf n she has a cat.
Why it is so interested in the ball, I asked.
Catnip, she replied.
I observed the cat in the throws of ecstacy and thought, well... It cant be that good.
So like herself to the cat she threw me a fresh one and like the dickhead that I am I shoved it straight in my mouth.
I am still trying to scrape my long dead grandmother off the bottom of my bed and the place stinks of tripe n drisheen.
I feel like an insect at night.
Never be that soldier.
Pre warning for tonight's posts as I am currently organising a traveller orgy in a prison.
Can I have some of what you're on?
I could do with a vacation from reality to be honest...
I got home tonight and just laughed at the day I had, it was one disaster after another.... What can you do eh!Can I have some of what you're on?
I could do with a vacation from reality to be honest...