Stuff that grinds your gears

[jimmym]

Over the counter in the chemist. Hopefully the assistant you deal with will be more discreet than the girl who served me, she shouted to her colleague...sandra can you get a. pack of suppositories for this gentleman,

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Try drinking and smoking grass non stop. You'll never be constipated again. In fact you'll become nostalgic about shits that last longer then a minute.

I don't smoke.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Projectile vomited all over my carpet. It will come out one end alright ??

 

[Handy Run]

Projectile vomited all over my carpet. It will come out one end alright ??

Go see a doctor stuffY m8

 

[noah]

Projectile vomiting indeed!

 

[The High King]

I don't smoke.

Get a vapouriser or make brownies m8.
Jesus StuffY you're such a quitter m8.

 

[El Guapo]

Over the counter in the chemist. Hopefully the assistant you deal with will be more discreet than the girl who served me, she shouted to her colleague...sandra can you get a. pack of suppositories for this gentleman,

Sure suppositories are useless. You might as well shove them up your hole

 

[Gregory_Mike]

Haven't been to the loo in three days. Tried everything, even chemist strength stuff.
My absolute last chance is a vindaloo or Guinness actually. Fuck, I've no Guinness

I think Murphy's works better than Guinness. In the past I've been known to commit GBH on a few pubs toilet bowls after a rake of Murphy's.

 

[Barty Dunne]

Phillip and Holly. As hot as she is, would they ever fuck off

 

[noah]

Phillip and Holly. As hot as she is, would they ever fuck off

Cut that hair off her and she be plain as brown bread!