Stuff that grinds your gears

Ripped a massive one in the market without realising there was a hot girl behind me. I'd say I cut my chances of having sex with her in half
Who knows maybe she is into that sort of thing, I read before about a girl who had a glass toilet bowl and when having a crap
would get her fella lie on the ground and watch,
 
Who knows maybe she is into that sort of thing, I read before about a girl who had a glass toilet bowl and when having a crap
would get her fella lie on the ground and watch,

Fellas pay good money for that kind of thing.

Reminds me of that scene from the office when Michael Scott says that his girlfriend is into weird shit, like the schoolgirl fantasy. Karen goes "oh that's pretty common" and Michael says "I just don't feel comfortable wearing a miniskirt"
 

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