Stuff that grinds your gears

[gaffer falls]

Seeing parallel parked cars that put a big gap between them and the next car wasting valuable parking space when you are driving around frantically looking for a space

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Look everyone it's the Internet hard men

 

[Micky Spills]

Seeing parallel parked cars that put a big gap between them and the next car wasting valuable parking space when you are driving around frantically looking for a space

I alway park on the line dividing two parking spaces, don't want some cunt opening the door of their shit car and scraping the side of mine. Our their fucking kids greasy paw prints on the paintwork.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

When the girlfriend invites over people that I don't know. Sunday fucking evening and the living room is full of strangers drinking tea ffs. I'd look like a weirdo if I sat in the bedroom so I'm just going to say I had plans to meet a m8 and I'll head out for a quart. Hopefully they're gone in a few hours.

 

[jimmym]

When the girlfriend invites over people that I don't know. Sunday fucking evening and the living room is full of strangers drinking tea ffs. I'd look like a weirdo if I sat in the bedroom so I'm just going to say I had plans to meet a m8 and I'll head out for a quart. Hopefully they're gone in a few hours.

Any of them worth having a Hillary swank later on?

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Casual use of the word "retarded"

There are two young ones on the bus, probably around 15 years of age, dropping lines like "you're so fucking retarded" loud enough that everyone else on the bus can hear them. There are probably people on the bus with disabled family members FFS.

You slow or sumtin

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Any of them worth having a Hillary swank later on?

Only if they take it up the Bob Dole

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

When the girlfriend invites over people that I don't know. Sunday fucking evening and the living room is full of strangers drinking tea ffs. I'd look like a weirdo if I sat in the bedroom so I'm just going to say I had plans to meet a m8 and I'll head out for a quart. Hopefully they're gone in a few hours.

There's only so long they can drink tea for

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Only if they take it up the Bob Dole

Funny AND current.

 

[fed up]

Look everyone it's the Internet hard men

Lol, only pulling your leg


At least I hope it's your leg....