Stuff that grinds your gears

[Happyhonkaman]

Fellas who think that leaving a pint glass with barely a sip in the glass while they go for a piss means that the bar stool is theirs when they come back.

"I was sitting there actually".

"Cool, well I'm sitting here now".

Either leave a jacket on the stool or put a beer mat on your glass. Learn pub etiquette or GTFO.

I never knew that’s why people put the beer mat on a pint! I always assumed it was an olden thing to stop bar flys going into their pint while they were gone!

I need to practice more

 

[jimmym]

Women who give you the wrong phone number by mistake,

 

[Happyhonkaman]

Women who give you the wrong phone number by mistake,

lol.. her name wasn’t Majella either JimmY…

 

[Heraldo]

Fellas who wear brown shoes with a suit, especially a blue one.

Tell me you're from a village with two pubs and a post office without telling me you're from a village with two pubs and a post office.

Hand rubbing eejits!

 

[MrFrisp]

Women who give you the wrong phone number by mistake,

You poor bugger..

How many times has this happened?

100? 500??

 

[jimmym]

You poor bugger..

How many times has this happened?

100? 500??

This year,

 

[sigourney's knickers]

There's a pack of seagulls outside that won't shut the hell up.

 

[Gregory_Mike]

Women who give you the wrong phone number by mistake,

Time to man up jimmy. You need to grab their phone and give yourself a missed call.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Time to man up jimmy. You need to grab their phone and give yourself a missed call.

Class.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

When you don't wipe your arse adequately after a shit and you can feel your arse cheeks sticking together while walking around the place