Stuff that grinds your gears

[Heraldo]

Fellas who wear brown shoes with a suit, especially a blue one.

Tell me you're from a village with two pubs and a post office without telling me you're from a village with two pubs and a post office.

Hand rubbing eejits!

 

[MrFrisp]

Women who give you the wrong phone number by mistake,

You poor bugger..

How many times has this happened?

100? 500??

 

[jimmym]

You poor bugger..

How many times has this happened?

100? 500??

This year,

 

[sigourney's knickers]

There's a pack of seagulls outside that won't shut the hell up.

 

[Gregory_Mike]

Women who give you the wrong phone number by mistake,

Time to man up jimmy. You need to grab their phone and give yourself a missed call.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Time to man up jimmy. You need to grab their phone and give yourself a missed call.

Class.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

When you don't wipe your arse adequately after a shit and you can feel your arse cheeks sticking together while walking around the place

 

[Happyhonkaman]

When you don't wipe your arse adequately after a shit and you can feel your arse cheeks sticking together while walking around the place

Ah jesus EnnisY.. ya feckin animal

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

When you don't wipe your arse adequately after a shit and you can feel your arse cheeks sticking together while walking around the place

Dry them well, your cheeks that is!

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Dry them well, your cheeks that is!

You've some cheek