Stuff that grinds your gears

[Hurricane Sterling]

When I was first going to pubs that was simply known as "the rule".

Similarly I have no problem showing my cock, or letting another man suck it. But at least let me piss first.

Unless he requests that I do that while he's sucking. In which case I will wait.

Those urinals that have no dividers between them are the worst. Old Oak bar a prime example. When someone is at the next urinal i usually cant piss. A mind block thing. Then i look all gay. Its worse when you have someone on both sides.

 

[Crankycorner]

Why stop there. I go to the bar and get a straw so I can savour my work

Oh I see. Drinking the pints twice. Interesting money saving technique.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Those urinals that have no dividers between them are the worst. Old Oak bar a prime example. When someone is at the next urinal i usually cant piss. A mind block thing. Then i look all gay. Its worse when you have someone on both sides.

There is etiquette.

Placing oneself for example.

And of course... Your cock is soooo large, one hand needs to go overhead against the wall to maintain the magnificence of a structure.


Or as it's known.... Had a few too many.

Lovely wife.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Fellas who wear brown shoes with a suit, especially a blue one.

Tell me you're from a village with two pubs and a post office without telling me you're from a village with two pubs and a post office.

 

[thegillabbeygowl]

Those urinals that have no dividers between them are the worst. Old Oak bar a prime example. When someone is at the next urinal i usually cant piss. A mind block thing. Then i look all gay. Its worse when you have someone on both sides.

It’s called tiny dick syndrome.

 

[Happyhonkaman]

Fellas who think that leaving a pint glass with barely a sip in the glass while they go for a piss means that the bar stool is theirs when they come back.

"I was sitting there actually".

"Cool, well I'm sitting here now".

Either leave a jacket on the stool or put a beer mat on your glass. Learn pub etiquette or GTFO.

I never knew that’s why people put the beer mat on a pint! I always assumed it was an olden thing to stop bar flys going into their pint while they were gone!

I need to practice more

 

[jimmym]

Women who give you the wrong phone number by mistake,

 

[Happyhonkaman]

Women who give you the wrong phone number by mistake,

lol.. her name wasn’t Majella either JimmY…

 

[Heraldo]

Fellas who wear brown shoes with a suit, especially a blue one.

Tell me you're from a village with two pubs and a post office without telling me you're from a village with two pubs and a post office.

Hand rubbing eejits!

 

[MrFrisp]

Women who give you the wrong phone number by mistake,

You poor bugger..

How many times has this happened?

100? 500??