Savage Crumpet In Dunnes!

[HappyAl]

'YES!'. I roared.

'Yessssss'. I cried.

"Hmmmm'. I whispered as i squeezed gently.

The sight of that magnificent packet of Kingsmill Crumpets in Dunnes sent me into orgasmic heaven. 17 years here and not a bit of crumpet in sight. ( well not these ones ). Then there is crumpet EVERYWHERE! CRUMPET GALORE!

Best eaten with a fry up btw. A good lash of butter on the top is fucking epic.

You like a bit of crumpet folks?

 

[Ealasaid]

Aww I want one now.

 

[RutlandStreet]

I had to explain to Gozzy what these were

Fancy never having had a bit of crumpet?

Btw Warburtons are the kings of crumpet

 

[HappyAl]

Aww I want one now.

I know folk who eat them with jam and butter.

Weirdos.

 

[HappyAl]

I had to explain to Gozzy what these were

Fancy never having had a bit of crumpet?

Btw Warburtons are the kings of crumpet

Are they chunky ones now rutty?

Not those flat miserable things which flop over to one side?

These ones hold a fried egg, bacon and a sausage no bother.

 

[Ealasaid]

My son does that. I just have them with loads of butter.

@Rutty, poor Goz

 

[RutlandStreet]

Chunky enough

I prefer them just with lots of butter

 

[HappyAl]

Chunky enough

I prefer them just with lots of butter

The job.

Ah well, only another 17 years until Dunnes stock Warburton I suppose.

 

[Patty Flowers]

Crumpets.

Had 'em when I go here. They are foul. Full of flour .. had the Warburton ones ... euughhh... had to toast it and smear it in butter before it was palatable.

T'was like being a student on a diet of toast and stale milk.

 

[RutlandStreet]

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