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We moved into this house in 2006, a few days later there was a knock on the door.

A guy looking to see the TV licence

I said what ?
2 minutes please, went and asked herself and she said oh that's on direct debit.

I got back to the door and your man had this gotcha expression, I said that ah we pay that on direct debit.
His facial expression changed and off he went on his way.

Now eventhough we pay it by direct debit, it may be a temporary get out of jail card for some of you.
 
We moved into this house in 2006, a few days later there was a knock on the door.

A guy looking to see the TV licence

I said what ?
2 minutes please, went and asked herself and she said oh that's on direct debit.

I got back to the door and your man had this gotcha expression, I said that ah we pay that on direct debit.
His facial expression changed and off he went on his way.

Now eventhough we pay it by direct debit, it may be a temporary get out of jail card for some of you.
I got caught for the tv licence a few years ago after 15 years not paying it. Was given a week to pay. Most infuriatingly the inspector was lovely. Couldn’t have met a nicer fella. The cunt.
 
We moved into this house in 2006, a few days later there was a knock on the door.

A guy looking to see the TV licence

I said what ?
2 minutes please, went and asked herself and she said oh that's on direct debit.

I got back to the door and your man had this gotcha expression, I said that ah we pay that on direct debit.
His facial expression changed and off he went on his way.

Now eventhough we pay it by direct debit, it may be a temporary get out of jail card for some of you.
No you can't see it, I don't have a TV. End of.
 
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