I had never heard of a metatarsal until Beckham broke his..
I knew nothing about Small Man Syndrome until the DYEM gang crawled out from under their rock.
Small Man Syndrome ruins the lives of its sufferers and turns them into bitter angry men, trawling the internet day and night, 7 days a week desperately shilling for a fight, any fight.
Rickets and muscle wastage can be a sad side-effect of this terrible disease, as well as the atrophying of the brain from the constant repetition of stupid shit. The social isolation makes them less and less able to communicate in any normal way and we see their discourse deteriorate until they are barely recognisable as human men.
Please give generously to fund a medieval stretching machine. It's their only hope.