Porn star suicide

[MerchantOfEnnis]

I'm not sure I'd be holding up my hands and admitting I was involved in a thing where I finished in 41 seconds.

Surely to God they didnt all finish? No way were 1,057 men all able to cum in less than a minute.

I wonder what criteria was used to determine when she moved onto a new guy.

 

[JimmyBarrySmurph]

She’s a keeper
Utd will pay €90m for her

 

[The Waco Kid]

lol

 

[Channa]

The average is 1.5 to 5 ml per shot apparently. Taking 3 as the average, that amounts to over six pints of jizz.

Semen analysis: MedlinePlus Medical Encyclopedia

Semen analysis measures the amount and quality of a man's semen and sperm. Semen is the thick, white fluid released during ejaculation that contains sperm.

medlineplus.gov

 

[Meridian]

"Hurry up lads you'd get a bus up there" said the lad who was last in line.

It was easy for the double decker driver to be confused.
He thought it was the bus wash with all that white stuff around it and in he went

 

[MrFrisp]

Like that is literally factually incorrect.

She slept with all of them did she? Went for a nice nap 1,057 times in the space of 12 hours?

No. She had her fanny pummeled by 1,057 different willies.

No doubt the feminists will be out again now blaming men for this.

Absolutely hate that term, slept with.

So fuckin immature. You rode them, shagged them, made love(whatever that is), had sex with,.

People need to grow up like.

 

[MrFrisp]

Can you imagine getting rode by 1,057 guys in 12 hours?

Most norrie women don't even do that in a month

Yeah, but the Norrie women have babies from their encounters to claim the benefits like..You know, so they won't need to work, while their unemployed/unemployable partners nip down between their cash in hand jobs to sign on.

??

 

[dukeroyale]

Professional jiz bucket Bonnie Blue has been ran through by 1000 blokes in 12 hours

https://twitter.com/x/status/1878818051442847926

lol

it looks like lily phillips got amundsened.

“today i went from jizz receptacle to post lady.”

 

[The Waco Kid]

The average is 1.5 to 5 ml per shot apparently. Taking 3 as the average, that amounts to over six pints of jizz.

Semen analysis: MedlinePlus Medical Encyclopedia

Semen analysis measures the amount and quality of a man's semen and sperm. Semen is the thick, white fluid released during ejaculation that contains sperm.

medlineplus.gov

 

[MrFrisp]

"Hurry up lads you'd get a bus up there" said the lad who was last in line.

Not a chance here because the bus wouldn't have turned up..