Paddy's Day Fever.....

I'm getting the bug today.....here we go....."Oh, if you're Irish, come into the parlour........" diddly diddly dee music abounding in my head......

.....In sweet Limerick Town, they say
Lived a chap named Patrick John Molloy
Once he sailed to USA
His luck in foreign parts he thought he'd try
Now he's made his name, and is a wealthy man
He put a bit away for a rainy day
So if you gaze upon
The house of Patrick John
You'll find a notice that goes on to say:

If you're Irish come into the parlour
There's a welcome there for you
If your name is Timothy or Pat
So long as you come from Ireland
There's a welcome on the mat
If you come from the Mountains of Mourne
Or Killarney's lakes so blue
We'll sing you a song and we'll make a fuss
Whoever you are you are one of us
If you're Irish, this is the place for you

Patrick loved the girl he wed
But he could not stand his Ma-in-law
Once with joy he turned quite red
When she got into trouble thro' her jaw
Six police they had to take her to the Court
She was informed a month she would have to do
So Patrick quickly wrote
Up to the Judge a note
Explaining: "Sir, I'm much obliged to you!"

If you're Irish come into the parlour
There's a welcome there for you
If your name is Timothy or Pat
So long as you come from Ireland
There's a welcome on the mat
If you come from the Mountains of Mourne
Or Killarney's lakes so blue
We'll sing you a song and we'll make a fuss
Whoever you are you are one of us
If you're Irish, this is the place for you
 
I think I'll be staying in, avoiding the wacky hat brigade.

Awight mate, we're all Oiwish today, innit? Up for the craic, few pints o' the Black Stuff etc ad nauseum.
 
Rebel Yell said:
I'm getting the bug today.....here we go....."Oh, if you're Irish, come into the parlour........" diddly diddly dee music abounding in my head......

FUCK OFF with the paddys day bollocks. I will be studying on paddys day, as my exams start on the monday after. So therefore aint in the st paddys day mood.
 
pudgee said:
I think I'll be staying in, avoiding the wacky hat brigade.

Awight mate, we're all Oiwish today, innit? Up for the craic, few pints o' the Black Stuff etc ad nauseum.

Garda: "Today is a great day for the Irish"

Dearbhal: "But we're not oirish!"

Garda: "You don't have to be Irish to be Irish!"

You don't have to be Irish to be Irish,
but you'll sing a little more,
and you'll swing a little more ... etc etc etc


See what that fuckin' film started?
 
CHANCE said:
FUCK OFF with the paddys day bollocks. I will be studying on paddys day, as my exams start on the monday after. So therefore aint in the st paddys day mood.

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Da diddly i da diddly ooohh
 
tucker lyons said:
maybe if you logged out here (wednesday) and did a lot of work instead of replying to people here, you might be able to afford yourself 2 or 3 hours out and about on friday!

tucker

Tucker dont start, im in college every day for the last two and a bit weeks from nine to nine in the library . So i think i can take some time
off at this moment. and i have barely been on here in a while. So less of it now tucker.
 
CHANCE said:
Tucker dont start, im in college every day for the last two and a bit weeks from nine to nine in the library . So i think i can take some time
off at this moment. and i have barely been on here in a while. So less of it now tucker.

Angry fucker today aren't ya......but that's no excuse for taking it out on Tucker...FFS like, hes been up since the ungodly hour of 9.11AM!!!!
 
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