Little things that are immensely satisfying

[King Silkbeard]

Eating chocolate after having bought it earlier and washing it down with a cup of tea.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Those "Guinness" gift shops where you can buy everything from Guinness condoms to Guinness lampshades. In fact you can buy absolutely every Guinness related product you could ever dream of... except for erm, Guinness.

The Guinness condoms are great though I must say. You put one on and it looks like you've a black cock that has just shot a big creamy load

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Sarah on Dragons Den.

Her name should be next to the word "MILF" in the dictionary

 

[Crankycorner]

Changing lanes on the motorway and not hitting any cats eyes.

 

[Crankycorner]

Reporting a load of fake crashes to Apple Maps using Siri.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

€2 for a 1.75ml bottle of Rock Shandy in Spar

 

[sigourney's knickers]

€2 for a 1.75ml bottle of Rock Shandy in Spar

The white and orange lemonade?


Stupid forum to ask this ..... But can you get that brown labelled Beer Shandy any more?

Lemonade with a sweet hint of lager?

 

[dennisfallen]

Hearing the laughter of kids playing in the sunshine.

 

[Crankycorner]

The smile on a pigs face.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Buttercups have arrived.