Little things that are immensely satisfying

[Heraldo]

JimmY has the video

PM me hun xxx

 

[Chara021]

Id have loved if my toddler fucked off abroad between 6-9am this morning the little bollox

Toddlers are hard sure enough but it's hard when they're off into town drinking and going on foreign holidays too. Basically the angst and anguish never ends ?

 

[Pooman]

Toddlers are hard sure enough but it's hard when they're off into town drinking and going on foreign holidays too. Basically the angst and anguish never ends ?

Give me a toddler over a teenager any day of the week. You can always throw a toddler in a playpen....

 

[Crankycorner]

Give me a toddler over a teenager any day of the week. You can always throw a toddler in a playpen....

Yeah but you have to remember that a toddler will ask you the same question over and over again for months on end.

‘Yea, Dad did get you that fire truck buddy’

‘Where’s my fuckin whiskey’.

 

[Bunk]

Based on the last few posts, not having kids.

 

[Handy Run]

Give me a toddler over a teenager any day of the week. You can always throw a toddler in a playpen....

Mine is a climber. There's no containing the prick

 

[Pooman]

Mine is a climber. There's no containing the prick

Why do you think kids handcuffs were invented? The steps involved are as follows:
1. Put child in playpen
2. Attach child to playpen using handcuffs
3. Leave room and have a beer

 

[Crankycorner]

Why do you think kids handcuffs were invented? The steps involved are as follows:
1. Put child in playpen
2. Attach child to playpen using handcuffs
3. Leave room and have a beer

Between that and handcuffing the Mrs to the washing machine it makes for a much easier life.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

I haven't had a drink since the start of last November. Someday I might have a social drink but I feel better despite health issues but alcohol definitely won't help them. Alcohol didn't cause them either btw

 

[thegillabbeygowl]

First sunny day of the year.
Headed to the beach.
Bliss.