Little things that are immensely satisfying

[Bunk]

Based on the last few posts, not having kids.

 

[Handy Run]

Give me a toddler over a teenager any day of the week. You can always throw a toddler in a playpen....

Mine is a climber. There's no containing the prick

 

[Pooman]

Mine is a climber. There's no containing the prick

Why do you think kids handcuffs were invented? The steps involved are as follows:
1. Put child in playpen
2. Attach child to playpen using handcuffs
3. Leave room and have a beer

 

[Crankycorner]

Why do you think kids handcuffs were invented? The steps involved are as follows:
1. Put child in playpen
2. Attach child to playpen using handcuffs
3. Leave room and have a beer

Between that and handcuffing the Mrs to the washing machine it makes for a much easier life.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

I haven't had a drink since the start of last November. Someday I might have a social drink but I feel better despite health issues but alcohol definitely won't help them. Alcohol didn't cause them either btw

 

[thegillabbeygowl]

First sunny day of the year.
Headed to the beach.
Bliss.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

First sunny day of the year.
Headed to the beach.
Bliss.

It's been sunny for a few days now.

Dickhead.




Immensely satisfying.

 

[thegillabbeygowl]

Oh, and the crocus and tulips are shooting.
Things are getting better.
Bliss.

 

[king of the BONGO]

Pulled a long solid tube of compacted dust / xmas tree needles out of the hoover. Straight into the bin in one piece. Orgasmic.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]