MerchantOfEnnis
Full Member
I think at this stage we should be wishing all the best to our entry Bambi.
I think candle make will not be able to keep up with the demand for candles after her performance.
Doing the lighting candle bit with a whiff of methane will ensure a bang and send this entry to the winning slot.
Agreed, the girlfriend has already asked if I'd be putting a candle up her shitter and lighting it.
I'm all for that, but I'd want to be careful to blow it out before I go down the pub