Eurovision

I think at this stage we should be wishing all the best to our entry Bambi.
I think candle make will not be able to keep up with the demand for candles after her performance.
Doing the lighting candle bit with a whiff of methane will ensure a bang and send this entry to the winning slot.

Agreed, the girlfriend has already asked if I'd be putting a candle up her shitter and lighting it.

I'm all for that, but I'd want to be careful to blow it out before I go down the pub
 
Era stick to putting candles up your arse love.

A bit like that oul porno 'Behind Convent Walls' where the daughters of Christ used to pear down sticks to phallic symbols and use them as dildos
 
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